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I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,747
10,700
MTB New England
Oh, hello. LMFAO I've gotta head to Boston aka The Mile high City today for Monday marathon check-in and peruse the 150 vendor race expo. Credit card may experience some damage. Race weather still looks very wet but now it's looking warmer (60ish) with a straight 20 mph tailwind the entire race. God dammit I hope that forecast holds up.
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
6,820
2,081
.:585:.
Planning on hitting the trails tomorrow morning on my new bike. Have had for a couple weeks now but the trails have been too damn muddy to actually ride it.
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,838
7,098
borcester rhymes
hi frens

got a little recognition award last night at work, and now I have $200 burning a hole in my pocket. see my new thread in 3....2....1
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,998
21,530
Canaderp
Today I shall drink coffee and grab wsus by the balls and make it my little bitch, ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Might take a poop in there somewhere, too. We'll see.
 

Jozz

Joe Dalton
Apr 18, 2002
6,175
7,894
SADL
Got my tickets for tomorrow's mtb film festival. Time to get out of my den and see other humans.
 

roflbox

roflborx
Jan 23, 2017
3,163
834
Raleigh, NC
Today I shall drink coffee and grab wsus by the balls and make it my little bitch, ONCE AND FOR ALL..
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO

You have͟ ҉m̵ùch t̀o ̕le̢ar̕͢n y̷̛o̢͘͡ų̕͠ń͜g͏̨͡ ̡o҉n͘͢e͞҉,͏ ̷̶W̧̧͏͇̠̟̟͓͔̜͖̣̱͇͚̼Ś̙̟̼͈̪̙̙̙͔̯͇ͅṶ̡̧̱̺̗̖͍̘͔̣̮̹͍̼̩̘̣̣͢͢͢ͅS̨̖͙̣͍͍̹͔̘̲͈̫̩̰͈͜͢͝ ̵̨͘͏͈̜͖̪̼̼̰͎͉̼̞̭͖̖̜̮ͅS̷̡͜͏̰͎̟̼͙̭͔͇̘̻̗̰̤͙͙̲͔̞ͅE̡҉̶͕̻̹̩̻̺̤̟͎̪̯̮͎̱͎͘È̵̮͎͙̫̼͔͖͍̜̕͘ͅͅŞ̸̶̨̗̙͉̻̭͎̖̲̥͚̘͘ ̴̱̤̮̲͔̭̙̣̘͟A̧̺̼̱̘͍̲̯͇͙͎̗͙̩͍̯͜͢L͠͏̮̩͎̺͕̪͡͞ͅL̶̦̘̟͎͎̣̣̘̖͟͞,̢̧̛̗̠͎͎͈̖̜̮̘̩̪̹̦͘ͅ ̶̛̣͇͓̙̫͉ͅW͉̲̺̙̯͕̮̕͢Ş̫̫͙̻͚̪̳̺̳̩̩̞̞̳̺̰͜͝͡ͅÙ̗̭̣̭̪̘̭̖̫́͝ͅͅŚ̘͎̥͖̙͓̝͓̱͟ ̵̨҉͕͙̤̩̩͔Ć̢̰̻͚̻̥̝͈͓͚͔̠̟͉͇́͘͞Ò̠͈̩̱Ņ͉̗̝̘̻͖̱̤̥͚̙͍͚̻̕T͖͙̺̙͎̥̥̀͠R̨̻͉͍̙͍͚̩̮̭̲̩̪̩̝̲̀͘͜͜Ó̧̩͔̦̘͖̬͍́̕͡Ĺ̴̸̞̮̲̳͠Ś͏̘̮̹͚͕̙͔̣ ̢̧̘̫͚̠͇̬̭͠Ą̵̻͉̯̙͢͡ͅL̶̨͚̞̝̥̺̠̬̞͜Ĺ̸̶̫̰̘̹̰͕̤̟͇͜͢
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,860
14,182
In a van.... down by the river
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO

You have͟ ҉m̵ùch t̀o ̕le̢ar̕͢n y̷̛o̢͘͡ų̕͠ń͜g͏̨͡ ̡o҉n͘͢e͞҉,͏ ̷̶W̧̧͏͇̠̟̟͓͔̜͖̣̱͇͚̼Ś̙̟̼͈̪̙̙̙͔̯͇ͅṶ̡̧̱̺̗̖͍̘͔̣̮̹͍̼̩̘̣̣͢͢͢ͅS̨̖͙̣͍͍̹͔̘̲͈̫̩̰͈͜͢͝ ̵̨͘͏͈̜͖̪̼̼̰͎͉̼̞̭͖̖̜̮ͅS̷̡͜͏̰͎̟̼͙̭͔͇̘̻̗̰̤͙͙̲͔̞ͅE̡҉̶͕̻̹̩̻̺̤̟͎̪̯̮͎̱͎͘È̵̮͎͙̫̼͔͖͍̜̕͘ͅͅŞ̸̶̨̗̙͉̻̭͎̖̲̥͚̘͘ ̴̱̤̮̲͔̭̙̣̘͟A̧̺̼̱̘͍̲̯͇͙͎̗͙̩͍̯͜͢L͠͏̮̩͎̺͕̪͡͞ͅL̶̦̘̟͎͎̣̣̘̖͟͞,̢̧̛̗̠͎͎͈̖̜̮̘̩̪̹̦͘ͅ ̶̛̣͇͓̙̫͉ͅW͉̲̺̙̯͕̮̕͢Ş̫̫͙̻͚̪̳̺̳̩̩̞̞̳̺̰͜͝͡ͅÙ̗̭̣̭̪̘̭̖̫́͝ͅͅŚ̘͎̥͖̙͓̝͓̱͟ ̵̨҉͕͙̤̩̩͔Ć̢̰̻͚̻̥̝͈͓͚͔̠̟͉͇́͘͞Ò̠͈̩̱Ņ͉̗̝̘̻͖̱̤̥͚̙͍͚̻̕T͖͙̺̙͎̥̥̀͠R̨̻͉͍̙͍͚̩̮̭̲̩̪̩̝̲̀͘͜͜Ó̧̩͔̦̘͖̬͍́̕͡Ĺ̴̸̞̮̲̳͠Ś͏̘̮̹͚͕̙͔̣ ̢̧̘̫͚̠͇̬̭͠Ą̵̻͉̯̙͢͡ͅL̶̨͚̞̝̥̺̠̬̞͜Ĺ̸̶̫̰̘̹̰͕̤̟͇͜͢
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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,770
8,764
You skiing today, Nick?

I am not. But at least not on service, either. It shall be a Matlab afternoon.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Computer isn't working right. Got an email with the forward schedule after my last day on the team; that's gonna be a hard "no".
 

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
10,184
797
Bend, Oregon
Yes we're dispersed camping, unfortunately we have people down the way that turned on their generator at 11:44 last night and ran it for hours. Asshats
 

slyfink

Turbo Monkey
Sep 16, 2008
9,796
5,627
Ottawa, Canada
Slept like shit last night. the pain from the gaping, bleeding hole in my jaw where a tooth used to be was pretty intense. I took some tramadol to calm the pain, but it wasn't till I took ibuprofen at 2 am that I was able to fall asleep. stupid dentist could have told me that ibuprofen would be my friend. :butcher:

at work now, have to take care of some shit, but I think I will go back home soon.
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,856
9,895
Crawlorado
Mornin!

Gonna spend most of the day under the truck doing much needed maintenance. Must swap out the bad drag link, install a steering box brace, change the engine oil, change the differential oil F&R, and change the fuel filters. Doing all of this at the wife’s friend’s parent’s house, so I had to buy all of the tools I needed in case her dad doesn’t have what I need.
 

slyfink

Turbo Monkey
Sep 16, 2008
9,796
5,627
Ottawa, Canada
just got a call from my doctor's office. results of my x-rays earlier this week are in. I have 3 small bone fragments in my elbow, which is what is causing pain and swelling. ffs. I have a follow-up appointment with the Dr in two weeks. I haven't ridden my bike in at least a month now (other than the short commute to work, but that's not hard riding like at the skate park or mountain biking). I don't know if they will go away on their own or whether they need to be surgically removed. this sucks.
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,998
21,530
Canaderp
just got a call from my doctor's office. results of my x-rays earlier this week are in. I have 3 small bone fragments in my elbow, which is what is causing pain and swelling. ffs. I have a follow-up appointment with the Dr in two weeks. I haven't ridden my bike in at least a month now (other than the short commute to work, but that's not hard riding like at the skate park or mountain biking). I don't know if they will go away on their own or whether they need to be surgically removed. this sucks.
Bummer! Get that solved asap, spring is on its way!
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
Didnt get the tractor all the way to the father in laws last night due to weather conditions in the pass..... so now there is a tractor in my front yard and it is snowing again...

Top it off, I woke up with a migraine....
 

Jozz

Joe Dalton
Apr 18, 2002
6,175
7,894
SADL
Went for a walk with Wilma on some closed up road so she could run a bit. Wood trails being to soft to walk. On my way got a chip and a 3 inches crack in the Spinter's windshield... :rant: