Thank you officer

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  1. geargrrl

    geargrrl Turbo Monkey

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    I had a nice chat with the sheriff today. He was writing a $250 illegal parking ticket to a hummer without handicap tags in a handicap parking spot at the super market.:busted::busted::busted:

    Oh, he had him parked in, too. I think he was waiting for the driver to come back.
     

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    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    SWEEEET! I think having a hummer is grounds for a ticket in and of it's self.
     
  3. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    there IS a santa claus!
     
  4. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    So what does this mean for Konabumm?
     
  5. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Maybe he can qualify for a handicapped tag for being mentally challenged. Why else would you by a Hummer?
     
  6. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    You guy just don't understand. His is an H3, it WAY different. :rofl:
     
  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Does H3 mean handicapped emotionally, mentally and physically?
     
  8. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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  9. Transcend

    Transcend My Nuts Are Flat

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    Ya, it's a tahoe in yuppie disguise.
     
  10. Reactor

    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    Isn't an H3 like the Bronco II of the hummer world?
     
  11. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    It's just how he rolls.

     
  12. Transcend

    Transcend My Nuts Are Flat

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    I love how h2/h3 owners claim it's still as capable as an HUMMV. :rofl:
     
  13. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Kenny's obvious, but which one is Cartman?
     
  14. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    He left when Kenny stole his cheesy poofs. :D

    Left to right...

    BigMike, Insane Wayne (not RM), DHKing, Konabumm.
     
  15. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Konabumm needs to spend a few dollars of his gas budget on a belt that works.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  17. deadatbirth

    deadatbirth Monkey

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    the capable H2:

    H1:
     
  18. RaindogT

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    (Self-edited for content)

    Theres a particular website regarding the H2 that I rather like-- most will know about it, for those of you who don't; pm me....
    Not sure if it would be grounds for dismissal to link to it here...
     
  19. deadatbirth

    deadatbirth Monkey

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    great site...i gotta post there.
    btw why does it say something different when i try and quote your post/
     
  20. RaindogT

    RaindogT Monkey

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    I'm a block head and originally posted a link, and then thought about it-- technically, it could violate user terms.... IDK better to be safe than sorry...
     
  21. deadatbirth

    deadatbirth Monkey

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    i think i must have seen the post before u edited it.
     
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    F U H2???
     
  23. geargrrl

    geargrrl Turbo Monkey

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    understand that I would have posted about the incident, regardless of what kind of vehicle it was.

    gg
     
  24. RaindogT

    RaindogT Monkey

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    BINGO! I didn't know if it was considered alright to link to it...

    I work outdoors and I may be in for a long winter-- didn't want to go getting myself booted.....

    RM might just keep me sane:lighten:
     
  25. ATOMICFIREBALL

    ATOMICFIREBALL DISARMED IN A BATTLE OF WITS

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    Hummer or powder blue ghey Prius..
    Hummer!
     
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    Transcend My Nuts Are Flat

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    I'm pretty sure the hummer is the ghey qualifying vehicle. Or maybe it's just the one that verifies you have a small penis that you are trying to make up for.
     
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    dot com!!! :busted:
     
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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    If this place is keeping you sane, then you really need help... :busted::busted::busted:
     
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  32. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    if I ever win the lottery, I'm going to lease all you hummer haters a brand new H2!!
     
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    ATOMICFIREBALL:

    Gay bashing is not encouraged on these forums. One warning should suffice.

    That is all.
     
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    x2....
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Just to be fair, ATOMIC was replying to a post about how guys who drive Hummers are ghey. It's not like his comment was out of left field... just balancing the idiocy from the other side.
     
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    The suggestion applies to everyone.

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  37. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    rep++
     
  38. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    to be fair, the H3 isn't a tahoe in disguise: that's the H2 you're thinking of.

    the H3 is a chevy colorado compact pickup at heart... still gets abysmal gas mileage nonetheless.
     
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    Hummers suck (except for the one you make yourself).

     
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    Thank you officer 12-25-2007 01:46 PM ATOMICFIREBALL faggot!