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Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
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Mpls
Not mine... But good none the less..

A few things you can say at dinner on turkey day you wouldnt normally try to get away with.....

and get away with it....

Talk about huge breasts..
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It's cool whip time.
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.
Whew, that's one terrific spread.
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet.
It's a little dry. do you still want to eat it.
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
I don't expect everyone to come at once.
You still have a little bit on your chin.

Love it.
 

Broken_Spoke

Mr. Big Hot Pastrami
Feb 26, 2003
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Bozeman, MT
konabumm said:
my little brother and i are going to try and say everyone of these at dinner. Everytime someone says a line the other has to drink.


Thanks!!!!!!!!!
Drink what eh? MMMM Thanksgiving food is soo good.