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BigMike

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If you live in a different time zone and/or havent seen it yet, don't read any further!

























I really wish they had done somthing to just totally blast Isaac Hayes or Scientology.

Raping little boys was kinda funny though :D I wonder what they are going to do with Robot Chef :think:
 
Jeremy R

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They did everything they could do to make them both look bad, and still get the show on the air.
They could not mention Scientology by name in this episode or would have been canned.
I though it was great.
It made Hayes look a weak douche, and Scientology to be the brainwashing fruity cult that it is.
 
BigMike

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Jeremy R said:
They did everything they could do to make them both look bad, and still get the show on the air.
They could not mention Scientology by name in this episode or would have been canned.
I though it was great.
It made Hayes look a weak douche, and Scientology to be the brainwashing fruity cult that it is.
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OK, I guess you are right. They did elude to Scientology a lot :D
 
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What was the episode called so I can download it? (I don't have TV)
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It was called "I'm a dirty rotten stealer who doesn't pay for cable but still wants to watch the shows so that I don't have to pay and the law abiding citizens that do pay have to pay more because I am stealing"

:D:D:D


I have no idea what it was called. Try, "Isaac 'Scientologist' Hayes Suxorz"
 
GumbaFish

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Honestly you can't expect to leave southpark because of scientology and not have your character totally destroyed and you made to look like a fool. p.s. scientology sucks.
 
TheInedibleHulk

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BigMike said:
I really wish they had done somthing to just totally blast Isaac Hayes or Scientology.

Raping little boys was kinda funny though :D I wonder what they are going to do with Robot Chef :think:
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Are you serious?? That whole thing was quite obviously about the most brutal attck on scientology and Issac Hayes one could concieve of. It's called a metaphor, its fairly common.

Anyway for those that arent total morons and got it, that was awesome! That was ten times more brutal than the other scientology episode. I knew there would be a reaction to all that crap but Jesus H Christ... they went so far over the line they cant even see it anymore. The expressions on the kids faces in the picture album during the history of the super adventure club were priceless.
 
Toshi

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In the first post if you were of a mind to read it, it was clearly stated to read no further if you hadn't seen the episode yet.:clue:
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typically one reads the title before the first line
 
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TheInedibleHulk said:
but it says in the title that chef dies... numbnuts

Dont worry you'll never guess how he dies

Toshi sniped me on that one*
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The important part was how he died indeed. We all knew that chef would be killed, Hayes quit the show. But watching how he died was the interesting part.
 
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I thought it was clever and reached back to what they used to do. It reminded me of the Elian Gonzolez (sp?) episode, piecing it together last minute to match current events. I've felt the show has gotten hit or miss the last few years, granted I don't watch near as much tv as I used to, but this one seemed like some of their older stuff. I'm just wondering if they had a half done episode w/ Izaak Hayes and spliced that or where they got his voice for the second half. The 'darth chef' was a nice touch too.

"I'm gonna make love....to your butt."
 
BigMike

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TheInedibleHulk said:
but it says in the title that chef dies... numbnuts
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Didn't everyone know chef was gonna die?


And yes, I know what a "metaphor" is. I said in another post that they did blast on Scientology, but..... I just didn't think it was that great. To each his own :monkey:
 
BikeGeek

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Yeah, it's from Fox News, but...

Isaac Hayes' Quitting Controversy

Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park." My sources say that someone quit it for him.

I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.

It’s also absolutely ridiculous to think that Hayes, who loved playing Chef on "South Park," would suddenly turn against the show because they were poking fun at Scientology.

Last November, when the “Trapped in a Closet” episode of the comedy aired, I saw Hayes and spent time with him in Memphis for the annual Blues Ball.

If he hated the show so much, I doubt he would have performed his trademark hit song from the show, “Chocolate Salty Balls.” He tossed the song into the middle of one of his less salacious hits and got the whole audience in the Memphis Pyramid to sing along.

I can tell you, Hayes was very pleased with himself, was in a great mood and, as always, loved his fans' coming up to him and asking him about Chef.

As recently as early January, before his stroke, Hayes defended the "South Park" creators in an interview with “The AV Club,” the serious side of the satirical newspaper, The Onion.

AV Club: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?

Hayes: Well, I talked to Matt [Stone] and Trey [Parker] about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, 'Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that [expletive], you know?' But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses and understand what we do. [Laughs.]

The truth is, Hayes has a sly sense of humor and loves everything about "South Park." It’s provided him a much-needed income stream since losing the royalties to the many hits he’s written, such as “Shaft” and “Soul Man,” in the mid-1970s.

Even though he’s one of America’s most prolific hit writers, Hayes has been denied access to profits from his own material for almost 30 years.

But it’s hard to know anything since Hayes, like Katie Holmes, is constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative most of the time. Luckily, at the Blues Ball he was on his own, partying just with family and friends. He was very excited about having gotten married and about the impending birth of a new child.

Friends in Memphis tell me that Hayes did not issue any statements on his own about South Park. They are mystified.

“Isaac’s been concentrating on his recuperation for the last two and a half, three months,” a close friend told me.

Hayes did not suffer paralysis, but the mild stroke may have affected his speech and his memory. He’s been having home therapy since it happened.

That certainly begs the question of who issued the statement that Hayes was quitting "South Park" now because it mocked Scientology four months ago. If it wasn’t Hayes, then who would have done such a thing?

Meantime, Tom Cruise may have gotten Comedy Central to pull its repeat of "South Park"'s Scientology spoof last week, but the result is that episode is all over the Web. You can see it for free at youtube.com.

Not only that, the Comedy Central Web site has four clips from the 21-minute show. And it also says that “Trapped in the Closet” will air this Wednesday at 10 p.m.

So whether or not Cruise actually did use influence at Viacom/Paramount to get the show pulled from last week’s schedule, here it is, bigger and better than ever. Of course, no one would have cared one way or another if “Trapped” simply had aired on schedule.

Of course, no one could blame Cruise, John Travolta or even R&B singer R. Kelly for being upset about the episode. They are poked fun at mercilessly.

In the episode, Stan, one of the "South Park" characters, is solicited into Scientology. He gives them $240 and takes an EMeter test. This convinces the higher-ups that Stan is the reincarnation of the group’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard.

That would be bad enough, wouldn’t it? But Cruise visits Stan in his bedroom and winds up hiding in his closet when Stan tells him he’s not the greatest actor. Thus is born the line “Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet.”

It’s repeated dozens of times. Travolta soon joins Cruise in Stan’s closet. He won’t come out, either. And when they do, there is the ecstatic announcement that they’ve “come out of the closet.”

You get the picture. But nothing in “Trapped in the Closet” is any worse than anything "South Park" creators Stone and Parker have done before. Just rent “Team America” and see what I mean.
 
Ciaran

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BigMike said:
Didn't everyone know chef was gonna die?
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Nothing is for sure with South Park. They could have easily sent him to space, made him go looney and end up in an asylum. Any number of things.

The point is that the title of this thread in itself was a spoiler. Period.

Pleas, next time try something like this: ***SPOILER*** Tonights South Park.
 
BigMike

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Ciaran said:
Nothing is for sure with South Park. They could have easily sent him to space, made him go looney and end up in an asylum. Any number of things.

The point is that the title of this thread in itself was a spoiler. Period.

Pleas, next time try something like this: ***SPOILER*** Tonights South Park.
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Sorry :(

Me --> :nuts: <--- everyone else
 
Ciaran

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BigMike said:
But wait a minute, technically, the didnt kill Chef, they brought him back to life.

So the title is a fake-me-out spolier :D
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That's true! I didn't think of that. :think: So in reality the spoiler title was an anti-spoiler. Hmmmmmmm....
 
Angus

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Lets not all hate Chef, Lets remember the old Chef and only hate the Fruity Little Club that changed him......
 
dhbuilder

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missed it wednesday, but say it last night.

they're just not funny anymore.
and really haven't been since they came out with that movie.

once you take it too far, you can't stay out there. and you can't come back.

that's why the simpsons are still just as funny as when they started.
 
Dartman

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dhbuilder said:
missed it wednesday, but say it last night.

they're just not funny anymore.
and really haven't been since they came out with that movie.

once you take it too far, you can't stay out there. and you can't come back.

that's why the simpsons are still just as funny as when they started.
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Marge might agree with you...

 
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I can't wait to get home and watch the bouncy booby video on that metacafe page. :think:
 
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yea i think they were concentrating so much on burning scientology that they left out some laughs, or maby i was jus expecting too much
 
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