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The $1000/hr hooker thread...

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
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Seriously, I am a Married man, so this is just a matter of past opinion for me.

If your buying Hookers, you are already taking a grave chance of "Catching something you cant wash off with Soap and Water"

So with that said Instead of buying one hooker for 1000, why not buy one for one hundred dollars and get alot more freakyness for the tips instead. OR ten one hundred dollar hookers!!!! Seems like better spending to me
 

SPINTECK

Turbo Monkey
Oct 16, 2005
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Seriously, I am a Married man, so this is just a matter of past opinion for me.

If your buying Hookers, you are already taking a grave chance of "Catching something you cant wash off with Soap and Water"

So with that said Instead of buying one hooker for 1000, why not buy one for one hundred dollars and get alot more freakyness for the tips instead. OR ten one hundred dollar hookers!!!! Seems like better spending to me
you are have too much fiscal wisdom and would never make it as a politician.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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2,162
Portland, OR
Seriously, I am a Married man, so this is just a matter of past opinion for me.

If your buying Hookers, you are already taking a grave chance of "Catching something you cant wash off with Soap and Water"

So with that said Instead of buying one hooker for 1000, why not buy one for one hundred dollars and get alot more freakyness for the tips instead. OR ten one hundred dollar hookers!!!! Seems like better spending to me
What's the point of having a hooker if you don't pay WAY TOO MUCH for it?
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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If my wife handed me $1000 and told me I had to spend it on a hooker or a ticket to see Hannah Montana, absolutely.
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
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Brooklyn
I work with a guy who used to go to all the clubs and party with all these dancers/strippers met and married a girl from a high class place in NYC.
I guess he spending a lot more than a grand, cause now shes home pregnant
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
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is that a jailhouse cross tattoo'd on her hand? :disgust1:

she is kinda hot... but why is she always throwing up gang/peace signs? is this her myspace page?

for a thousand bucks she better do the "Vietnamese spinning swing thing" my friend Paul Stahl told me about! :poster_oops:
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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for $1000/hr, she damn well better let me use her mouth as a toilet after eating a mondo burrito and drinking an entire case of PBR