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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by N8 v2.0, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  2. andykee

    andykee Chimp

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    hell yeah, but no chance i'd pay



    oh, and i'd make her wear the pilgrim suit too:
     
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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Kristen and NYS residents now have two things in common: they're both fvcked!
     
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    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    splat Nam I am

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  6. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    chicodude The Spooninator

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    Yeah, she's cute, But not $1000 an hour cute.


    For that matter I don't think any women is..
     
  8. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Seriously, I am a Married man, so this is just a matter of past opinion for me.

    If your buying Hookers, you are already taking a grave chance of "Catching something you cant wash off with Soap and Water"

    So with that said Instead of buying one hooker for 1000, why not buy one for one hundred dollars and get alot more freakyness for the tips instead. OR ten one hundred dollar hookers!!!! Seems like better spending to me
     
  9. SPINTECK

    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    you are have too much fiscal wisdom and would never make it as a politician.
     
  10. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Does she have a maid outfit?

    mildly nsfw
     
  11. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    What's the point of having a hooker if you don't pay WAY TOO MUCH for it?
     
  12. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Some guys want to cheap out and experience genital warts for the first time.
     
  13. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    If you get one that starts out at a hundred, you can still spend 1k on her, youll just end up having WAY more fun!!!!!
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    I wonder how much for the alabama hot pocket.
     
  16. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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  17. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    you are fixated on the alabama hot pocket aint ya??!
     
  18. OrthoPT

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    Actually, I want to know what you get exactly for $3,700 and hour!?!
     
  19. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    alabama hot pocket
     
  20. dan-o

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    If my wife handed me $1000 and told me I had to spend it on a hooker or a ticket to see Hannah Montana, absolutely.
     
  21. OrthoPT

    OrthoPT Monkey

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    or a bulldozer followed by a donkey punch?
     
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    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I'd hit it for two fiddy.:busted:
     
  23. BMXman

    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    Paying for sex is just something I can't comprehend...it's right up there with Nascar...D
     
  24. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    I work with a guy who used to go to all the clubs and party with all these dancers/strippers met and married a girl from a high class place in NYC.
    I guess he spending a lot more than a grand, cause now shes home pregnant
     
  25. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    I am Client#11, but I swear origianlly I thought The Emperors Club was an all you can eat chinese buffet
     
  26. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    is that a jailhouse cross tattoo'd on her hand? :disgust1:

    she is kinda hot... but why is she always throwing up gang/peace signs? is this her myspace page?

    for a thousand bucks she better do the "Vietnamese spinning swing thing" my friend Paul Stahl told me about! :poster_oops:
     
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    LokiLopez Monkey

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    You're all missing the point. 22 year old making 1000USD per hour.... f*** school, I wish I had boobs!
     
  29. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Gay men have money too.


    By the way, that chick is absolutely beautiful.
     
  30. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    $1000/Hour?

    That would only cost me about $48. Where do I sign up.
     
  31. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    same idea, different sort of menu
     
  32. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    Westy the teste

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    You'd expect a hooker to have made better life decisions.
     
  36. r464

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    I bet that she has 100,000 new MySpace friend requests...
     
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    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Welcome to HotChicksWithDouchebags.com:

     
  38. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    hell yeah I would hit it
     
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    She's attractive... but not cute.

    Cuteness > hotness.
     
  40. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    for $1000/hr, she damn well better let me use her mouth as a toilet after eating a mondo burrito and drinking an entire case of PBR