[Prettym1k3]

for $1000/hr, she damn well better let me use her mouth as a toilet after eating a mondo burrito and drinking an entire case of PBR

No no no... you misunderstand. It works illogically because, let's be honest, women are illogical.

The women who WILL do that only charge $50 per hour.

The women who have never done that, and are clean... and won't get "dirty" with you... they're the ones who charge $1000.

Go figure.

 

[vtjim]

for $1000/hr, she damn well better let me use her mouth as a toilet after eating a mondo burrito and drinking an entire case of PBR

So I take it you're down with the Cleveland Steamer.

Gross.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I have a friend who worked for a spell in the Nevada brothels.

One time I was having drinks with her and her husband, and I asked her what the point of the whole thing was.

She explained to me, that the reason married guys were her number one client was that they weren't paying for the sex, they were paying to make sure she didn't call them the next day, botching the whole deal.

I think the reason the Gov blew so many of the dollars on her was to get the same thing, a bit of ass without having to worry about the implications of the ordeal.

Its at moments like this I really miss Bill Clinton

 

[narlus]

for $1000/hr, she damn well better let me use her mouth as a toilet after eating a mondo burrito and drinking an entire case of PBR

how many people would do this, if *they* were paid $1000?

 

[H8R]

For $1k/hour, I would be the last one to ever hit it.

 

[H8R]

$1k/hour includes the "diamond shocker".

 

[brungeman]

You'd expect a hooker to have made better life decisions.

a thousand buck an hour ho? hell yeah... lots better decisions! or take an hours worth and get some lazer surgery and remove it!


that is not to say I wouldn't hit it! I would!


looks flexy!

 

[Westy]

She looks very "new jersey"

 

[DRB]

So reviewing her photos carefully, I'm of the opinion that while she is not a sweat pig or anything, a $1000 an hour seems utterly ridiculous for her apparent talent level.

That being said she must have a talent that commands that price.

 

[ridiculous]

She looks very "new jersey"

could not agree more.

 

[Mr Big]

for 1k/hr i'd hit her.....



with a bat!

 

[BillT]

A little dissapointed at what $1k/hour buys you...must be inflated NE prices. I'm sure you can much better out in Vegas for your money.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

A little dissapointed at what $1k/hour buys you...must be inflated NE prices. I'm sure you can much better out in Vegas for your money.

The starting rate per hour for the low end ho's near Vegas and Reno is $1k. You can talk them down, but you get what you pay for.

 

[dirttastesgood]

You could do her for a lot less then $1000

 

[r464]

Her brother is on the news this evening...

and her 82 year old grandfather

 

[LordOpie]

That being said she must have a talent that commands that price.

Suck a golf ball through a 50 foot hose?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Suck a golf ball through a 50 foot hose?

Are you trying to imply that isn't a talent?

 

[H8R]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/03/13/national/a112934D09.DTL

 

[Austin Bike]

So, if my wife gave me the option between sex with her or a new fork for my bike, I'd take the fork.

As a matter of fact, I'd take that over just about any woman. That's how she knows I won't ever get a hooker. I'd rather spend the money at Fry's or on my bike.

 

[OrthoPT]

Suck a golf ball through a 50 foot hose?

I'd like her to suck so hard my ears touch!
And you're thinking of garden hose.

 

[stinkyboy]

http://www.pagesix.com/story/hooker+kristin+s+video+shoot

 

[TN]

For a grand it better include bareback-backdoor with a creampie for desert.

 

[1453]

http://www.pagesix.com/story/hooker+kristin+s+video+shoot

link ain't working

 

[stinkyboy]

http://www.pagesix.com/video/kristen+cameos+rap+video

 

[buildyourown]

The starting rate per hour for the low end ho's near Vegas and Reno is $1k. You can talk them down, but you get what you pay for.

Where are you going? I've seen Bunny ranches at the county line that are a lot less than a G.

 

[vtjim]

She should stick to her day job, or should I say night job?

 

[1453]

http://www.pagesix.com/video/kristen+cameos+rap+video

so Mrs. Spitzer has in effect been with everyone that had ever, um "courted" her?

Classic, classic.

btw She looks like the average female from UCSB with a pair of "urban" eyeware.

 

[N8 v2.0]

I was Client #8 and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt

 

[vtjim]

so Mrs. Spitzer has in effect been with everyone that had ever, um "courted" her?

Classic, classic.

btw She looks like the average female from UCSB with a pair of "urban" eyeware.

What makes that particularly true is that the local paper here published Spitzer's preference to not cover up when he's on the job.

Nice.

 

[dante]

"OMG, I JUST DID THE GOVERNOR!"

see. you can't GET that kind of class in Washington...

 

[1453]

What makes that particularly true is that the local paper here published Spitzer's preference to not cover up when he's on the job.

Nice.

epic fail.

Now Mrs Spitzer can brag to her friends that she has most likely slept with "minorities"

 

[BillT]

Where are you going? I've seen Bunny ranches at the county line that are a lot less than a G.

I agree...Artie on the Howard Stern says you can get a 'girlfriend' for an entire weekend in Vegas for $2-3k. Like already mentioned in this thread, I'd rather have a new frame and fork for that kind of money.

 

[I Are Baboon]

At $1000 an hour, I'd have her moving firewood, cleaning the dog sh!t from the yard, and shaving the hair off my back.

 

[1453]

At $1000 an hour, I'd have her moving wood, cleaning the dog sh!t from the "yard", and shaving the hair off my "back".

sounds like a crazy night to me

 

[vtjim]

At $1000 an hour, I'd have her moving firewood, cleaning the dog sh!t from the yard, and shaving the hair off my back.

"Shave the hair off a man's back and he'll purr like a walrus!"

 

[DirtyDog]

At $1000 an hour, I'd have her moving firewood, cleaning the dog sh!t from the yard, and shaving the hair off my back.

I'll do it for 50. Shoot me a PM.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I'll do it for 50. Shoot me a PM.

Mailing BV first?

 

[DRB]

Mailing BV first?

Get BV and dirty in a bidding war and IAB could probably get it done for a six pack and some tic tacs.

 

[OrthoPT]

Someone told me why you pay for a hooker in the first place; for her to leave when you're done. Just thought I'd pass it on...

 

[LordOpie]

Someone told me why you pay for a hooker in the first place; for her to leave when you're done. Just thought I'd pass it on...

Getting a woman to leave is easy. It's getting them to return a week later for an hour after you kicked them out that's the challenge.