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The 21st Burfday Rite of Passage

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  1. blue

    blue boob hater

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    I have been tasked as the master of ceremonies for a friends 21st birthday bar crawl this evening.

    Bizarre drink suggestions? I'm new to this whole "annihilate someone else's liver" thing.

    Thus far I've got:
    -Adios Motherfvcker as the night ender
    -Blowjobs
     

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  2. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    A bartender gave our friend a "tidal wave" on her 21st birthday.

    He mixes up a blue drink, and tells her to close her eyes while she takes it. He starts telling her to picture herself on a tropical beach, the sun shining and the sand between her toes. He tells her to hear the waves crashing on the beach, and then to take the shot...

    ...and then he hits her with a shot of water from the spray hose.

    :D
     
  3. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    car bombs
     
  4. brungeman

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    The best case... Kamikaze (cause it tastes good)
    If you want to end the night... Mind eraser! (it does what its name sais) one shot of Kahlua 2 Shots of vodka a splash of club soda on top... suck it down with a straw from the bottom up... 2.5 minutes is about all it will take to show its effects!
     
  5. maddog17

    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    anti-freeze shots. Galiano, Midori and Vodka. one thing my friends and i did to each other was a shot every 15 min. until he puked. then it was every 30 min.
     
  6. jdcamb

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    1/2 gallon of port wine is the best rite of passage i can think of....try to beat 7 minutes and eat lots of meatballs and a whole order of calamari and some clams. beforehand..
     
  7. Wumpus

    Wumpus makes avatars better

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    Buddy ordered one of those. It took about 2.5 secs before he was heading to the bathroom. Funny sh*t.*





    *I'm pretty sure we had had a couple of pitchers of beer before that.
     
  8. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Beer:thumb:
     
  9. blue

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    This I like.

    I should get her to wear a white t-shirt...
     
  10. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    empty the contents of the bar mat into a shot glass.
     
  11. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    holy hepatitis
     
  12. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Buffalo sweat shots. 4/5 whiskey, 1/5 tobasco.
     
  13. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    What kind of pussies are y'all??? Tequila.
     
  14. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    if it was a dude i would have suggested whiskey slaps.
     
  15. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Flaming rootbeer.
     
  16. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    i never quite understood this rite of passage.
    I've done that more than I'd like to admit. Stupid. I've also told waitresses to make me something strong. Again, stupid. Never any happy endings.
     
  17. Damo

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    I'm guessing it's too late to pitch in, but as Loco says, tequila!

    Get some Absinthe in as well. Nothing says "It's my 21st, can I have my clothes back?" like Absinthe.

    In NZ, the traditional 21st drink is the 'yardy'. I mentioned this in another post: a yard-long glass of beer which needs to be twirled as you drink to pour smoothly. You are timed by the way. The record is 5 seconds, but I found this on wikipedia:

    I've seen it done under 30 seconds...


     
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  18. johnbryanpeters

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    :stupid: Hello there, friend, now that you have come of age, I wish to convince you to hurt yourself. :rolleyes:
     
  19. mdc

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    Cement Mixers-- Baileys and lime juice- swirl in your mouth until curdled- then swallow...enjoy!
     
  20. homepiece

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    The worst shots I slung to people on their 21st were normally to frat boys. The bar I worked in had a free shot on the 21st bday policy. The bad thing was that the bartender chose the shot. Most people got punished. We would actually bring stuff in to make up shots for the weekend.

    Urine Sample - Beer and tequila mixed with a little salt in a highball glass warmed to room temperature in a microwave.

    Monkey Brain - well tequila or mezcal with a chunk of spam dropped in. You add a bit of grenadine and it circles the spam. Unfortunately for the drinker, the spam will normally stick in the throat.

    Gasoline - Well vodka, tequila, and whiskey.

    White Trash - Well whiskey and RC cola.
     
  21. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Rocket Fuel. 151, Vodka, Tequila, Splash of lime juice.
     
  22. blue

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    Drink list for the 2-hour evening:

    -Approximately 5 bartender birthday concoctions
    -Birthday cakes
    -Kamikazes
    -Blowjobs
    -Irish Carbombs

    And, to cap the night, flaming Dr. Peppers.

    She had a good time, remembers most of it, and didn't end up puking. Great success!
     
  23. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    I got nauseous just reading this...I am so glad I quit drinking (In bars...).
     
  24. sunringlerider

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    I am suprised no one has said the 4 Horseman shot, Jose, Jack, Jim, & Johny. Best if served after they are well along the way.
     
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  26. Broken_Spoke

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    half shot of 151
    half shot of everclear
    Light on fire and down the hatch
     
  27. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I was too hungover on my 21st birthday to go out drinking.
     
  28. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Wow... if she drank all that and DIDN'T puke then I think she may have a problem. :clue:
     
  29. blue

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    Yeah...it's called drinking with me for the past 4 years.
     
  30. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Sounds like the problem is worse than I suspected. :disgust1: