[biggins]

it was on a volks. gti that was used.

 

[biggins]

it says excuse the coffee can it was there when i bought it.

 

[s1ngletrack]

classic.

 

[Wingnut]

He's probably a closet-ricer...

 

[Echo]

That's the best bumper sticker ever?

 

[BurlyShirley]

I think my bumper sticker that says "Tennessee is Bush Country" is the best one ever.

 

[dh girlie]

it says excuse the coffee can it was there when i bought it.

Oh my god...as I read that I couldn't help thinking of you saying that like Ralph Wiggam on the Valentines episode of the Simpsons when Lisa gives him a valentine with a train on it and he's all..."It says...I choo choo CHOOSE you...and it's got a TRAIN on it...HAHAHAHA! That's FUNNY!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[JRB]

The funniest I ever heard of was from a Houston Marchman song talking about one that said "split wood, not atoms" from the 60s.

 

[Barbaton]

I've always been partial to

"Honk if you are Jesus"

"Jesus was my copilot but we crash landed in the Andes and I had to eat him"

and especially the one my bud had on his sh!t-brick in high school:

"Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here." :evil:

 

[Mtbkngrl]

I saw a bumper sticker on the way to Diablo last weekend that said: "Somewhere in Texas a Village is missing an Idiot." I almost peed myself.

 

[zod]

I've got one on my truck that says "shut-up hippy"

 

[binary visions]

Frankly, I enjoy the one that has the big crossed out "W" and says, "Let's not elect him in 2004 either."

 

[Acadian]

with the elections approching, lately I've been seeing tons of bumper stickers that say:

"Eat Bush, suck Dick"

hahahaha

 

[I Are Baboon]

"Jesus was my copilot but we crash landed in the Andes and I had to eat him"

LOL!!

 

[J]

"Keep on honking, I'm reloading."

 

[gschuette]

with the elections approching, lately I've been seeing tons of bumper stickers that say:

"Eat Bush, suck Dick"

hahahaha

Ugh Bush? I prefer shaved and I would rather recieve head.

GO CARDS!

BUSH IN '04

 

[Batman]

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

 

[Dingus McGee]

My wife got burned by the LEGALIZE UPDOC one the other day....heee heeee.






...."not much, Bugs".


I know....dumb.

 

[Lefty]

with the elections approching, lately I've been seeing tons of bumper stickers that say:

"Eat Bush, suck Dick"

hahahaha

LMFAO..

 

[chicodude]

I found jesus, he was behind the sofa the whole time!


It's on my truck

 

[VooDoo]

and especially the one my bud had on his sh!t-brick in high school:

"Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here." :evil:

I need this , except it will be on a nice truck

 

[bigginsis]

"the only bush i trust is my own"

 

[Lefty]

My sticker is not really on my bumper, but on my trunk and it says:

Bonk

Team wasted. With a picture of a puking men in a toilet between those words.

 

[TreeSaw]

I saw a bumper sticker on the way to Diablo last weekend that said: "Somewhere in Texas a Village is missing an Idiot." I almost peed myself.

Now that's an awesome bumper sticker

 

[Westy]

Saw one yesterday that said something along the lines of: "Thanks, but I was born just fine the first time"

 

[binary visions]

Saw one yesterday that said something along the lines of: "Thanks, but I was born just fine the first time"

Seen that one (or an equivalent): "Born okay the first time."

 

[Westy]

Seen that one (or an equivalent): "Born okay the first time."

That is probably what it said. I butcher everything I try to quote, I'm famous for it amongst my friends.

 

[T-Dog]

"I'm not speeding, I'm trying to qualify"

(on the bumper of a real piece of crap pickup)

 

[scf]

Bush is a punk ass bitch.

No one died when Clinton lied.

 

[UiUiUiUi]

i really like this one
http://www.cynicalsunshine.com/storecynical/agora.cgi?cart_id=8755588.11385*Dw51i1&xm=on&product=Stickers&ppinc=1a

the last one on this page

makes no sense where i live though

 

[Big_Papa1080]

the best bumper sticker ive seen said "When in doubt, empty the clip"

 

[Grimey]

visualize whirled peas

 

[dh girlie]

I found jesus, he was behind the sofa the whole time!

HAHAHAHAH! That is hysterical.

For some reason the one that says Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T cracks me up...even though its old and worn out, it's still funny.

 

[dh girlie]

"the only bush i trust is my own"

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[JRB]

My all time favorite I have seen is on cow trucks.

"Ain't no feelin', like cow mobilin'."

 

[DVNT]

My all time favorite I have seen is on cow trucks.

"Ain't no feelin', like cow mobilin'."

Must be a Texas thing.

We've got some bad ones in Georgia too though.

Like "My other toy has Tits!"

And "My Dixie Wrecked"

Once you leave Atlanta you step into a whole new world.

 

[dh girlie]

My all time favorite I have seen is on cow trucks.

"Ain't no feelin', like cow mobilin'."

Guess you gotta be a hick to get that one...

 

[dh girlie]

Must be a Texas thing.

We've got some bad ones in Georgia too though.

Like "My other toy has Tits!"

And "My Dixie Wrecked"

Once you leave Atlanta you step into a whole new world.

HAY! I've been lookin fer you! I got a chucky dvd set the other day! It's got 2,3 and Bride of Chucky AND a ticket to see Seed of Chucky! I didn't realize the first Child's Play wasn't in the box set...thats kinda lame, don't you think? I'll just pick it up next time I see it, but sheesh...

 

[JRB]

You two bitches ain't funny. :nuts: Maybe you have to be around cow trucks to get it. How hard is it really though??? Where's Cooter??? HELP!!!!!!

 

[DVNT]

HAY! I've been lookin fer you! I got a chucky dvd set the other day! It's got 2,3 and Bride of Chucky AND a ticket to see Seed of Chucky! I didn't realize the first Child's Play wasn't in the box set...thats kinda lame, don't you think? I'll just pick it up next time I see it, but sheesh...

Strange, I was going to pick those up last night, but Media Play closed too early