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Full Trucker

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
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Used a bidet for the first time in 51 years this morning. Cool water only, two spray patterns and adjustable pressure. So far, kinda meh? I’m not convinced it’s the best thing ever, but I’m willing to be convinced otherwise. It is impressive how accurate the stream placement is I will say that. Also, how much bidet does one need to use to get clean? Meaning, how long does one need to run it? I only did a few seconds, and still needed to wipe.
 
Toshi

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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it's not how long you need to use it for

it's how long do you have

anyway, having the heated seat and warm water of the fancy Japanese ones does improve the experience, I imagine. (I'm not sure I've ever had the cold water experience, now that I think of it.)
 
stevew

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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i would need a pressure wash setting

do they have a pulse setting?
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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I feel like this is a scam for Toshi to track who does and does not have squeaky clean butt holes. Keep your doors locked.

 
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Adventurous

Adventurous

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Toshi said:
oh, I know already. I know
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By smell or taste?

Full Trucker said:
Used a bidet for the first time in 51 years this morning. Cool water only, two spray patterns and adjustable pressure. So far, kinda meh? I’m not convinced it’s the best thing ever, but I’m willing to be convinced otherwise. It is impressive how accurate the stream placement is I will say that. Also, how much bidet does one need to use to get clean? Meaning, how long does one need to run it? I only did a few seconds, and still needed to wipe.
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Heated seat, heated water, and hot air dry definitely enhance the experience, both in terms of cleanliness but also comfort.

The hot water reservoir on our Toto lasts 40 seconds, so plenty of time to wiggle around and make sure any detritus gets washed away.
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,997
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Sleazattle
Adventurous said:
By smell or taste?



Heated seat, heated water, and hot air dry definitely enhance the experience, both in terms of cleanliness but also comfort.

The hot water reservoir on our Toto lasts 40 seconds, so plenty of time to wiggle around and make sure any detritus gets washed away.
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Am I the only person who appreciates an icy cold toilet seat? Any warm seat is too reminiscent of having to hot swap in a public restroom.
 
gonefirefightin

gonefirefightin

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Feb 5, 2007
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If there is one serious benefit to a bidet is its size, someone who is over 6 foot can actually fit and not have your chin on your knees, If you dont have the outlet nearby there are some decent add on units to convert your regular commode but at that point you might as well just add an outlet and buy a real bidet style toilet.

Toto and Kohler are about all I would trust to buy, never had any problems with those two brands but had to work on and replace others. You get what you pay for
 
Jm_

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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gonefirefightin said:
If there is one serious benefit to a bidet is its size, someone who is over 6 foot can actually fit and not have your chin on your knees, If you dont have the outlet nearby there are some decent add on units to convert your regular commode but at that point you might as well just add an outlet and buy a real bidet style toilet.

Toto and Kohler are about all I would trust to buy, never had any problems with those two brands but had to work on and replace others. You get what you pay for
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My proctologist tells me that the chin on the knees position is good for pooping.
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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I have found that the sprayer hose on the Kitchen faucet works great. I don't have a bidet. I use it conjunction with my home depot bucket camp toilet. The problem is the hose doesn't reach very far. So, I end up having to use it in the Kitchen. All that poopy water seems to get all over the floor and the cabinets. As it is hard to temper the flow of the water. Even a trickle seems to spray everywhere. I will have to try using hot water. I only use it when I have flanus from eating really hot wings. My last girlfriend walked in while I was using the kitchen sink bidet method. I could not adequately explain what I was doing to her. The worst part is she told her sister about it and I was confronted about it by her in front of her family. I was at a loss to defend myself. So I sprayed lighter fluid on the already lit grill and ruined the steaks and chicken. I took my wings home with me. Screw them...
 
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