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The case for invading Canada

Serial Midget

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,896
Fort of Rio Grande
I thought we already owned Canada? I do thinks it's kind of cool that they're stripping themselves of natural resources and just giving it to us!!! I like cheap stuff. :D
 
Universe

Universe

Monkey
Apr 21, 2002
281
7
Courtenay, BC
Originally posted by Serial Midget
I thought we already owned Canada? I do thinks it's kind of cool that they're stripping themselves of natural resources and just giving it to us!!! I like cheap stuff. :D
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You'll never get our trails!! Come up and ride them sometime, then we'll see who gets owned! :D
 
Serial Midget

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,896
Fort of Rio Grande
Originally posted by rbx
american beer sucks!!!

(thia will surely start a war mooahahahah):eek: :devil:
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Agreed but... Canadian beer is no better. Piss water is piss water no matter what country. Gimme a Guiness anyday. :)

I thought you Quebec types considered yourselves to be better than the rest of Canada, seperate and distinct??? I'm really only interested in BC myself. Better sticks.
 
rbx

rbx

Monkey
Sep 8, 2001
477
0
on the other side of the mirror
Originally posted by Serial Midget


Agreed but... Canadian beer is no better. Piss water is piss water no matter what country. Gimme a Guiness anyday. :)

I thought you Quebec types considered yourselves to be better than the rest of Canada, seperate and distinct??? I'm really only interested in BC myself. Better sticks.
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we dont consider ourselves better WE ARE BETTER quebec chicks are the best looking by far:D
 
Racerx7734

Racerx7734

Monkey
Mar 4, 2002
616
0
Hostile Sausage
All I know is that I'm an American all the way BUT

Theres this place call Port Coquitlam in B.C. that grows the finest looking women in the world.....Hands down

Canadian women in general are hot but this place MAN, it's gotta be the water or something. It's a small place that is like 10 to 1 girl to guy ratio, and all the chicks are just friggin hot.

I gotta go back.
 
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slein

Monkey
Jul 21, 2002
331
0
CANADA
Canadian beer is way better than the US if-I-wanted-water-I'd-ask-for-it poor excuse for a BEvERage. American beer is like sex in a canoe...

F*cking close to water.

All that being said, yes, I agree with the article. We are in a sad state of affairs up here. The article talks about UN, but has no mention of NATO. From what I know, NATO doesn't really include us in their equations. For Iraq, the US wants our recce (recon in US) vehicles since they're the best; maybe some CF-18's for bomber escort; and finally our world record holding snipers. The vehicles don't need drivers, although it'd be funny if we gave them the French ones only. Our planes can only go if their comms get upgraded. As for the snipers, well, we have to use the US weapons and ammo anyway - cuz we got none.

The article doesn't say very many things that are nice about Canada. All I know is that people still like us, even if we are the kid brother to the world's super power. As for our fearless leader (Jean Chretien), I'll be the first to say it: the guy's a tool. He's a lawyer, and can't keep his government together. He thought pepper spray was something you put on your steak. Our political system gives too much power to Ontario and Quebec, so the west feels left out. No one really cares about the east - and least I haven't heard anything lately about them.

So, I say the US should take over Canada. Our vast resources will sooth the US's gluttonous desire to consume and exploit everything it requires, all in the name of freedom and the economy. Maybe the US will smoke a bunch of our weed and calm the f*ck down.

It's a shame that no real issue was presented in the article... or was there? All I can remember is that you shouldn't piss us off, cuz kid brothers always grow up.
 
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