[$tinkle]

Fvcking russians. The pro-russia-assholes leader boasted about shooting down another plane before realizing his mistake.

fun thur fact: "mistake" [ошибка] sounds a lot like "oh sh|t"

 

[StiHacka]

fun thur fact: "mistake" [ошибка] sounds a lot like "oh sh|t"

I know. My generation had to learn the tongue of our enemy.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Boy, been a rough couple months at Mylasian Airlines.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I can't wait to learn how this is Obama's fault.

 

[$tinkle]

Boy, been a rough couple months at Mylasian Airlines.

does anything weird happen at your work when stuff like this goes down? do you go to defcon 420 or something?

 

[Pesqueeb]

does anything weird happen at your work when stuff like this goes down? do you go to defcon 420 or something?

Fortunately, we've done a pretty good job of not killing anybody. But yes, there are procedures in place in the event of an "incident".

 

[dante]

Fortunately, we've done a pretty good job of not killing anybody. But yes, there are procedures in place in the event of an "incident".

Let me guess, you get together all of the relevant information to store safely for the authorities?

 

[Pesqueeb]

All the records are electronic now, so whatever the e-version of that is.

 

[StiHacka]

Video of the plane crash

And a wall post by a pro-russia-assholes-leader claiming the responsibility for the kill,before he took it down:
http://web.archive.org/web/20140717155720/https://vk.com/wall-57424472_7256

 

[stevew]

All the records are electronic now, so whatever the e-version of that is.

hard drives crash you know....so bad the gov't can't recover them evidently.....

 

[DaveW]

Transcript of the Russians (or reputed to be) discussing the attack.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/10281728/MH17-We-shot-it-down-say-militants

FULL TRANSCRIPT

Igor Bezler: We have just shot down a plane. Group Minera. It fell down beyond Yenakievo.

Vasili Geranin: Pilots. Where are the pilots?

IB: Gone to search for and photograph the plane. Its smoking.

VG: How many minutes ago?

IB: About 30 minutes ago.

SBU (Ukraine Intelligence) comment: After examining the site of the plane the terrorists come to the conclusion that they have shot down a civilian plane. The next part of the conversation took place about 40 minutes later.

Major: These are Chernukhin folks show down the plane. From the Chernukhin check point. Those cossacks who are based in Chernukhino.

Greek: Yes, Major.

Major: The plane fell apart in the air. In the area of Petropavlovskaya mine. The first "200" (code word for dead person). We have found the first "200". A Civilian.

Greek: Well, what do you have there?

Major: In short, it was 100 percent a passenger (civilian) aircraft.

Greek: Are many people there?

Major: Holy sh**t! The debris fell right into the yards (of homes).

Greek: What kind of aircraft?

Major: I haven't ascertained this. I haven't been to the main sight. I am only surveying the scene where the first bodies fell. There are the remains of internal brackets, seats and bodies.

Greek: Is there anything left of the weapon?

Major: Absolutely nothing. Civilian items, medicinal stuff, towels, toilet paper.

Greek: Are there documents?

Major: Yes, of one Indonesian student. From a university in Thompson.

 

[Westy]

Flying to Japan in a week. Had the choice of going the long way around. Glad I picked the pacific route.

 

[jonKranked]

suddenly we find ukraine has resources we need. bombs away!

 

[stevew]

russia scores!

 

[jonKranked]

roses are red
dookie is brown
in soviet russia
planes fly to ground

 

[stevew]

it looks like it may be a tragedy......and now for some jokes....

 

[jonKranked]

with russia involved, it's never too soon.

 

[kidwoo]

it looks like it may be a tragedy......and now for some jokes....

russia scores!

roses are red
dookie is brown
in soviet russia
planes fly to ground

Gotta give this one to jon.

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://www.smh.com.au/national/crash-claims-top-aids-researchers-heading-to-melbourne-20140718-zuaw3.html#ixzz37mkAFtTn

 

[jonKranked]

to the pro-russian ukrainians, in preparation for their upcoming bombing:

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND STRANGERS IN THE ALPS

 

[jonKranked]

[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es[/video]

 

[Pesqueeb]

Republicans, of course, are already outraged by the administrations weak response.

 

[jimmydean]

http://www.smh.com.au/national/crash-claims-top-aids-researchers-heading-to-melbourne-20140718-zuaw3.html#ixzz37mkAFtTn

AIDS has spread to the air, we are now all doomed.

 

[MMike]

I can't imagine how Malaysian's insurance is going to increase

 

[Pesqueeb]

I can't imagine how Malaysian's insurance is going to increase

Acts of war typically are not covered by insurance. Convenient, no?

 

[jonKranked]

AIDS has spread to the air, we are now all doomed.

Air AIDS would probably not be a very good airline name

 

[StiHacka]

Air AIDS would probably not be a very good airline name

AIrDS

 

[$tinkle]

Republicans, of course, are already outraged by the administrations weak response.

i'd like to point out george will's "we didn't elect a dictionary" was recently invoked the last time we talked about ukraine
odd.

 

[$tinkle]

at least the black helicopters are still aloft:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2697293/From-CIA-assassination-cock-nefarious-Illuminati-involvement-The-MH17-conspiracy-theories-doing-internet-rounds.html

 

[MMike]

Acts of war typically are not covered by insurance. Convenient, no?

Thanks Obama!!!

 

[jimmydean]

http://news.yahoo.com/russia-today-reporter-quits-over-lies-ukraine-170626565.html

Russian Fox News?

Washington has said it was a missile from a rebel-held area that likely shot down the MH17 flight with 298 people aboard. RT's coverage, however, has focussed on Russian claims that Ukraine had deployed surface-to-air missiles in the area, without mentioning reports that these systems were also controlled by the pro-Russian separatists.

 

[Pesqueeb]

at least the black helicopters are still aloft:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2697293/From-CIA-assassination-cock-nefarious-Illuminati-involvement-The-MH17-conspiracy-theories-doing-internet-rounds.html

RIP RenegadeRick.

 

[$tinkle]

operation mayhem:

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/18/mh17-crash-pro-russia-rebels-block-access-ukraine

 

[$tinkle]

they're not done looting, duh

 

[DaveW]

and covering over the Buk tracks......

 

[$tinkle]

RIP RenegadeRick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=UUFjOi1ZpZVErr8EYxg8t1dQ&v=ZU1qob7UnsQ

 

[jonKranked]

they're not done looting, duh

it was a dutch plane, they were expecting heineken

 

[StiHacka]

 

[Kevin]

it was a dutch plane, they were expecting heineken

I really shouldnt have laughed at that joke...