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the coolest picture ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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BigMike said:
I thought there was gonna be a really cool picture of Asheville, instead its some weirdo with the guy that got lyposuction and got paid for it
i am the wierdo.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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biggins said:
nope thats a guy walking around with jarred in a subway sandwhich costume.
Please tell me you tried to set him on fire.
 

DamienC

Turbo Monkey
Jun 6, 2002
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Just imagine how much more cool it would have been if David Hasselhoff had been on the other side of you, opposite of Jared. Maybe even Mr. T.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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I Are Baboon said:
You think that's her tobacco spittin' cup on the ground. They are in the deep south after all.


In any case, that pic is pretty sweet. :D
A real southern belle swallows her chew spit.

And silly Yankee, North Carolina is not the deep south.
 

firetoole

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Nov 19, 2004
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Wooo Tulips!!!!
Jared totally has that "what have I done with my life" look on his face

he's been reduced to hanging out with a giant sandwich and touring trade show conventions on a par with Mark Hammel
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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bigginsis said:
you wait until biggins finds out his mom creeps you out. :nope: :nope:

and NO that is not a spitton - my mama smokes like REAL ladies are supposed to.
Her pose and being on the fringes of the pic and the sandwich guy on the other side make it look like there is a mob forming about to attack the camera.
 

Archslater

Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
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Jared lives here in Indianapolis - I think he worked some clarical job at the Airport before hitting it big with Subway. When I was at a bar on my first date with my wife a few years back I turned around and Jared was sitting behind me.
 

Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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behind you with a snap pop
That picture would have been the coolest ever if you would have held him down on the concrete by the throat until he promised he would never make another commercial for the rest of his life.
That dude has the charm of a dishrag.