[surfinguru]

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

Yet another reason to support the biking lifestyle.

'Nuff said.....

 

[partsbara]

'gayle grinds'... coulda been a porn star... nothin like grindin a 480 lb heffer

CROOK

 

[partsbara]

holy fvck

'Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.'

can you imagine

 

[santa_cruz831]

makes me want ot go out and bike right now.

 

[Tenchiro]

Why does this story keep coming back to haunt me...

How in the hell can you let that happen to someone?!? And how the hell can someone sit in the same spot for 6 YEARS!?!?!

 

[reflux]

Is anyone else reminded of T-Rex in Orgasmo? He hehehe...

 

[Superdeft]

Haha, the song I had on when I opened that thing was "Staying Fat"

...and that's one of the most repulsive thing i've ever heard of.

 

[DHracer1067]

how could they even think of charging someone on negligence. wtf. she shoulda gotten her fat ass up years before and thought about takin care of yourself. can ANYONE in the us be expected to be able to take care of them selves. it seems like everytime someone dies it HAs to be someones fault. and someone did something wrong to cause it.

 

[Skookum]

no wonder i can't meet any good women lately, they're all stuck to the couch....

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Stick-on women? What'll they think of next?

"I'm gonna stick like glue...
cause...
I'm stuck on you." &c, &c... :dancing:

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

no wonder i can't meet any good women lately, they're all stuck to the couch....

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Maybe if they stopped feeding her 5 3/4 years ago she'd be skinny enough to get off the couch.

 

[HedgeHog]

Maybe if they stopped feeding her 5 3/4 years ago she'd be skinny enough to get off the couch.

Amen to that. If you can't get off the freakin' couch for dinner, you shouldn't get any.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

Amen to that. If you can't get off the freakin' couch for dinner, you shouldn't get any.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Maybe if they stopped feeding her 5 3/4 years ago she'd be skinny enough to get off the couch.

No $hit... If I had lived in that house I would have put a bucket of KFC across the room and been like, "you want it... get-cho-ass up".

 

[llkoolkeg]

"Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom."
"Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."
QUOTE]

I wonder what brand of couch it was to not only endure such a constant load, but to do so under highly corrosive conditions while somehow sustaining the life of grafting tissue...Lazy Boy? Somebody's marketing department will have some real good material to work with.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

where is this chicks family at? and how do you burry someone like that in a strip mine?