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The dead river

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,208
14,851
directly above the center of the earth
this was an awesome journey and a most excellent read


"I spent three weeks trying to kayak (and walk) down the “most endangered” river in America, California’s San Joaquin; I quickly learned why no one does that"

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2014/09/opinion/endangered-river-ctl/?hpt=hp_c2


a quote

"Halfway through my three-week, 417-mile journey down the “most endangered” river in America, the water began flowing backward and the mud started talking.

It spoke in baritone gurgles, like Barry White trapped in a bong.

You know what this is, John?

No, Barry White mud.

This is QUICKSAND.

*&#%.

Despite my overactive imagination, this ridiculous situation was real: The quicksand -- I didn’t actually believe in quicksand until that afternoon -- bubbled and spat as it slurped me down and held on tight.

It had me at the knees."
 

blindboxx2334

Turbo Monkey
Mar 19, 2013
1,340
101
Wets Coast
i read that story the other day, and i would be lying if i said i didnt want to do something like that.

other than the heat and the walking parts. it seems like it would be an amazing time.