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MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
0
Boston....outside of it....
45

"Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation.

How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head? "


guess I am average....... :D

or maybe I just know how to make myself look average on tests :sneaky:
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
0
Colorado
average. thank god.

let me make it publicly know that the last thing we need is 1/2 of me running around. :nope:
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
0
Boston....outside of it....
mack said:
average. thank god.

let me make it publicly know that the last thing we need is 1/2 of me running around. :nope:

I think I almost made it head first into the gutter with the 17 yr old question.... then I realized that it would be a 17 year old that I was thinking of and quickly changed my opinion
 

dickiesbike1

Monkey
Jun 17, 2002
165
0
NC
Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!
Haha i rule
 

DHracer1067

Turbo Monkey
Sep 16, 2003
1,189
0
somewhere really ****ty
i got a 70

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
 

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
1,126
0
Megan calls me a babe.
ahhahahhaa lol... very funny test. I got 60 . So i am average.

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
 

El Jefe

Dr. Phil Jefe
Nov 26, 2001
793
0
OC in SoCal
100. Umm. ok. Well, realistically, it's 90. I really wouldn't give up a year of my life to live out my ultimate sexual fantasy.
 

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
1,126
0
Megan calls me a babe.
Trailhead said:
You should be called Damn Horny instead.

Remind me not to be alone with you on a chairlift.

BTW, 60 for me.
Hold on... :nope: only if you have a score from 100 points.. you are a genuine Pornstar. 80 is for a Pornstar wannabee. :p