Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to santa...
He sold his soul to santa...
The Dyslexic Joke Thraed
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Yes!!! There is a DOG!!!
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Dog Sees God?
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Sad story.
What about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
He bought a warehouse.
How many dyslexics does it take to light a changebulb?
Yo Mama is so dirty, she stepped of the sidewalk and a policeman gave her a ticket for littering
Are you having trouble with the concept here?jdcamb said:
What's DNA stand for?
National Dyslexia Association
National Dyslexia Association
I am dyslexic.binary visions said:
Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven?
The recipe said to cook the roast.
The recipe said to cook the roast.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who can't get to sleep while pondering the existence of "Dog."
A: Someone who can't get to sleep while pondering the existence of "Dog."
Didja hear about the dyslexic sex maniac?
He went out looking for an orgy, but ended up spending all night at a gyro stand.
He went out looking for an orgy, but ended up spending all night at a gyro stand.
You sitll have to follow the ruels.jdcamb said:
Dyslexics, Untie!!!
So you read "Dyslexic" as "Yo Mamma"?jdcamb said:
Sorry, doesn't work. Not funny. Move along folks, nothing to see here.
Did you hear about the new group, DAM?
Mothers Against Dyslexia.
Two dyslexics have recently taken up skiing, but they can't remember whether to zig then zag oor zag than zig, so they decide to ask someone else in the queue for the chairlift. So they ask him "Excuse us, can you tell us whether we zig then zag, or zag then zig?"
He replies "Sorry guys I have no idea, I'm a tobogganist."
"Ah, OK," replies one of the dyslexics, "In that case can I have 20 Marlboro?"
He replies "Sorry guys I have no idea, I'm a tobogganist."
"Ah, OK," replies one of the dyslexics, "In that case can I have 20 Marlboro?"
In theatres this weekend: "Dyslexia, Movie The".
D is for Lysdexia!
Location joke...but some guy in the meeting I am in just mentioned he wanted to give out a coffee book table...
That twas a good one...fluff said:
What does a redneck with Dyslexia like to say?
Done 'er Git'
Done 'er Git'
not a dyslexic joke, but yours reminded me of thisMudGrrl said:
A cowboy ranch hired a new chef. His first day on the job, he saw a lamb tied to a post. All the cowboys were out on the ranch for the day, and he decided he'd surprise the cowboys with a big roast.
Later that night, he went out into the dining room, and noticed that all the cowboys had a glum look on their face. Wondering what he'd done wrong with the food, he asked one of them, "What's wrong? Did I screw up the cooking?"
"No," says the cowboy, "you cooked up the screwing."
Did you hear about the dyslexic shopper in midtown Manhattan?
She went looking for Macy's...but ended up at the YMCA.
Did you hear about the dyslexic on the Atkins' Diet Plan?
He couldn't lose any weight even though he stopped eating crabs!
She went looking for Macy's...but ended up at the YMCA.
Did you hear about the dyslexic on the Atkins' Diet Plan?
He couldn't lose any weight even though he stopped eating crabs!
When does the dyslexic early-riser wake up?
The dawn of crack.
The dawn of crack.
i had a buddy in college who is dyslexic we always said my friend tosser doesnt laugh hahahahah but ahahahahahaha...
.... rectum? Hell it damn near killed him.
I love that joke.
I love that joke.
A dyslexic buddy of mine who could never get punch lines right was once told me:
"You're so smart your father calls you boy"
The insult / pun is of course meant to be:
"You're so bright your father calls you son"
"You're so smart your father calls you boy"
The insult / pun is of course meant to be:
"You're so bright your father calls you son"