I was chased by a cow on Mont Chéry in Les Gets once... I tried shooing it away for 5 minutes and it wouldn't budge. I tried going around and it said "fuck no you're not!"... I've never pedaled so damn hard in my life...
Better a cow than a bear (looking at you Whizzler) or an angry big kitty (me and my own locals). But I have had to dodge a cow like that. The cow will win
And it wasn't really in the backcountry, either. Oh the thangs we do for fun...
Many years ago while passing through the Pyrenees with a bike in the van. I thought it’d be fun to descend Le Col du Tuormalet. During the first mile or so I noticed a cow stood high up on the grass where the edge overhung the road by about 10ft on a sharp bend. As I got closer. The twat only went n jumped off onto the road right in front of me. I shat myself but avoided it fine. I’m sure the earth shook when it landed. Mad fucker Didn’t seem at all phased. A mile or so further on during that same (11mile) descent I entered an open tunnel (the ones with pillars on one side) while simultaneously hitting a patch of that thick fog/mist you get in the mountains and when exiting the tunnel (still in low visibility) there was a lone dog running back and forth across the road. I stopped to get it safely off the road. Shouted in case it’s owner was around. No one was .so then in my (shite at) best French told it to “arette” . My G/f of the time was driving the van down a little after me and when I asked said there were no cows on the road but there was a collie dog sat at the side by the exit of a tunnel (clear visibility by that point ) with no one else around. Hope it eventually made it’s way home safely
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If you're lucky you could even get a Trumer, the other excellent Salzburger brewery.In Leogang it’d be a Stiegl.
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Produkt - Goldrichtiger Geschmack! - Stiegl
www.stiegl.at
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Radler for express post ride refreshment is okay, imho.I need to grab some Stiegl radlers for post ride refreshing - they hit hard when its super hot out. Yeah a radler, ban me.
Also how is Stiegl cheaper here than local beer?
In the next MoiMoi vid, some dude goes down and lands right in a pile.
And damn, no doubt Kasper got 5th. He was hauling every time you see him.
Looks like some fun trails.
And damn, no doubt Kasper got 5th. He was hauling every time you see him.
Looks like some fun trails.
Kasper finished 4th, so even better.
Sounds like Jack had a bunch of trouble with a flat tire? BALLS
Once again...
These trails look better than the DH track.. hectic in spots.
Also Charles with the double stacker at the very end of the last stage.
Reminds me of this oldy...
Also Charles with the double stacker at the very end of the last stage.
Reminds me of this oldy...
What size is that beverage?If you're lucky you could even get a Trumer, the other excellent Salzburger brewery.
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Crushable size, it looks to me.
Trying to work out if its a pint in a long skinny glass or something bigger. Looking at it for too long is making me thirsty
Using those skinny table slats for scale, it looks like a long skinny one, perfect for taking back on a hot day. Small enough so it doesn't get warm when ya distracted by a squirrel.
That ridiculously large head? Just why?If you're lucky you could even get a Trumer, the other excellent Salzburger brewery.
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They’re employing (18+)Kids to serve behind bars in Edinburgh these days who can’t pour a fucking pint either now. I’ve had to show a few how to. It’s fucking ridiculous. If I wanted a pus full of foam I’d have a relaxing bubble bath.. What’s Next ? touchscreen ordering? And paper cups!
Fuck modern shit!
0.33 litre, called "Seidl" or "Kleines Bier" over here. The classic aperitif in Austria.
Because it's a very dry Pils with a light and soft foam forming that head. And it's ment to be served like this at max 7°C.
And now I'm gonna fill it like in the other picNo, you won't, it's ment to be like that.
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You come from a bunch of islands where beer was made from leftovers, and people still warms them over the fireplace prior to drinking them just to make them tolerable, and still want to school folk on proper foam hat height?
Even worse: you drink Stella Artois and want to school someone on beer???
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Crushed it at that.
Enduro Worldchamps in Val di fassa incoming.
Rain and snow incoming. Temperatures for the weekend: Around freezing point.
Weatherforecast Canazei.
Buon divertimento!
Rain and snow incoming. Temperatures for the weekend: Around freezing point.
Weatherforecast Canazei.
Buon divertimento!
Should be just about right for Tarmo then!
Dick Jr used to race dh in the snow.