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the effect of public affection

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24983537/

quick takeaway:
- lesbians make out in stands of mariners game
- breeder complains to usher
- usher shows them new move:



so as icky as some breeder may find this, would they also have complaints about teens making out in front of young kids? not exactly consenting adults.
 

valve bouncer

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Feb 11, 2002
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Why would it be any more problematic for parents to explain this to their kids than it would be for them to explain why the guy with no shirt two rows away is calling the umpire a cunt, or why the other bloke just threatened to punch that other guys head in or why the third guy vomited on his friend cos he drank too much, things that I'm sure happen at every game.
It might be inappropriate depending on whose version is to be believed but no more inappropriate than the other behaviours mentioned above that don't seem to provoke the same outrage.
 

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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and so now there's talk of a "kiss in" in front of SafeCo field. rumor has it a pillow fight will ensue.

i think we covered this here, but is discrete public breast feeding allowed? i ask b/c when searching for the mariners' code of conduct, i get
The Mariners' official code of conduct prohibits "unacceptable behavior" including abusive language, obscene gestures, drunkenness and "displays of affection not appropriate in a public, family setting"
so they prohibit drunkenness and all the while encourage, enable, & profit from it?
 

$tinkle

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official code of conduct
Code of Conduct

The Seattle Mariners are committed to creating a safe, comfortable and enjoyable experience for our guests at Safeco Field.

Our staff will proactively intervene to support an environment where guests can enjoy the Safeco Field experience free from unacceptable behavior, including the following:
  • Foul/abusive language or obscene gestures
  • Intoxication or other signs of impairment related to alcohol consumption
  • Displays of affection not appropriate in a public, family setting
  • Obscene or indecent clothing
  • Any disruption of the game or event, including throwing of objects or trespassing on the playing field or in restricted areas
  • Sitting in a location other than the guest's ticketed seat
  • Fighting, taunting, or making threatening remarks or gestures.

Any guest not adhering to the above code or behaving in an unruly manner will be removed from the ballpark. The Seattle Mariners and Safeco Field management reserve the right to determine what is unruly or unacceptable behavior, warranting removal.

If anyone is interfering with your enjoyment of our facility, please contact the nearest Safeco Field Host for assistance.
ain't no way this is enforced across the board.
 

jimmydean

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Sep 10, 2001
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It's one thing to get a beer spilled on you at a ballgame, but to get teh ghey on you is unacceptable.
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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I'd draw the line at strap ons....and move the line depending on what said lesbians look like.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
ain't no way this is enforced across the board.
The only thing on that list that I haven't done while at Safeco is throwing objects onto the field or trespassing (at least that I remember...cause #2 is always violated when I show up...).

When I wore my "Yuck the Fankees" shirt, I heard a native NYC dad having to explain to his teenage son that not everyone likes the Yankees because they really are the greatest dynasty in baseball and sometimes people don't like winners. That day the M's won 10-1 (or something...I was heavily involved in violating Rule #2 as much as possible....). I'm pretty sure people around me learn new words and phrases every time I go.
 

laura

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Jul 16, 2002
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She works at a bar known for scantily clad women and was a contestant on the MTV reality show "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila," in which women and men compete for the affection of a bisexual Internet celebrity.

Ewwwwwwwww gross. I can't believe she's getting any action after dealing with tila tequilla.
 

manimal

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Feb 27, 2002
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Blindly running into cactus
the usher was responding to a complaint of two women "making out" and "groping" in the stands.
i can totally understand the parental complaint if the above is true. if it was just a simple kiss (unlikely considering sirbrina's profile/history) then the mom overreacted.
 

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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I just get the feeling this girl is a liar. I bet she was hot and heavy, I don't want to see anyone, including lesbians and breeders, smooching.
 

I Are Baboon

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Aug 6, 2001
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With the way the Mariners are playing, they should be happy anybody is going to the games.

Did anyone see their manager's press conference tirade the other day? Good stuff. I'll paraphrase: "**** this ****! We ****ing suck and aren't getting any ****ing better! ****!"
 

DirtMcGirk

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Feb 21, 2008
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I normally have to pay to watch two women make out.
I could have seen a ball game and girl/girl action this weekend?
Jeebus, I really missed out.

Do you think self groping is against the rules too?
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
With the way the Mariners are playing, they should be happy anybody is going to the games.

Did anyone see their manager's press conference tirade the other day? Good stuff. I'll paraphrase: "**** this ****! We ****ing suck and aren't getting any ****ing better! ****!"
McLaren is fed up. The past few weeks he's been on the verge of tears and whimpering...I'm glad he's seen the "Lou" light. Maybe we'll get a few thrown bases or some chairs...

Oh...and I wouldn't want to see the average couple at M's games groping each other. Straight or gay. Leave that stuff for F.X. McRory's, a bottle of scotch and a 'Hawks game.
 

DirtMcGirk

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Feb 21, 2008
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I want to see two girls really getting it on in the stands at games. Involve baseball bats if you can, maybe put on a couple of M's jerseys. I'd pay a couple of bucks more to sit in that section.
 

MMike

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Sep 5, 2001
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And to reinforce kidwoo's point, ugly lesbians have no place in civilized society. Actually ugly women in general are an abomination.

Hot lesbians or ugly straight women? Come on....no contest.

We need to start a poll.....What's worse: ugly women vs Al Qaeda?

DOWN WITH UGLY WOMEN! BOOOOOO!!!
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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And to reinforce kidwoo's point, ugly lesbians have no place in civilized society. Actually ugly women in general are an abomination.

Hot lesbians or ugly straight women? Come on....no contest.

We need to start a poll.....What's worse: ugly women vs Al Qaeda?

DOWN WITH UGLY WOMEN! BOOOOOO!!!
They should convert to Islam and cover up.

The ugly ones.
 

DirtMcGirk

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Feb 21, 2008
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We could send our ugly ones over to Iran. Nothing will make them fear atomic war more then the obvious effects of atomic energy on our women folk.

We can also ship our right wing loons over at the same time. It'd be the 747 fleet from hell.
 

$tinkle

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We could send our ugly ones over to Iran. Nothing will make them fear atomic war more then the obvious effects of atomic energy on our women folk.

We can also ship our right wing loons over at the same time. It'd be the 747 fleet from hell.
i was going to suggest sending the lefties too, but i see you covered that in the first sentence.

carry on...