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The End is Extremely ****ing Nigh!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurlyShirley, Mar 2, 2008.

  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    So I was just watching this thing on History Channel about prophecies and the world ending in 2012. This blog has a breakdown of most of it... whatever...

    http://aphroditeastrology.com/2007/05/web-bot-project-and-2012.html

    ...anyway, regardless of whether you buy it or not, let's assume that somehow it could be confirmed that the world was "ending" or that at least the vast majority of the population would die off.

    What would you do with your last 4 years? Bunker down? Get wasted? Dress up like Knights of medieval times and prance around the park on weekends? Indiscriminate sex? Confess and live piously for the remainder of the time? Ride your MTB across the continent?

    4 years. What would you do?
     
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  2. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    take that sh!t to parentmonkey.com...
     
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    ????? Turbo Monkey

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    If I knew the world would end in 4 years... I'd probably rack up a lot of credit card debt.
     
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  4. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    owe, wait..... most of you have
     
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  5. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    I think I would spend a good bit of time with the family... do some fishing. I would sit around a camp fire and drink beer and talk sh*t with friends a few times a week. I would stop clipping my toenails altogether just to see how long they got.
     
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    Gex Turbo Monkey

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    Crack
     
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  7. CRoss

    CRoss Turbo Monkey

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    Start working on my five year plan.
     
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  8. dhmike

    dhmike Turbo Monkey

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    dh and go on a 4 year drinking binge.
     
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    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    Sell the apartment, moving with Burly and join him at the fire place. I will bring the beer.
     
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  10. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    What does Ciaran know that we don't? :hmm:
     
  11. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    And here I thought this was about the Bears re-signing Lance Briggs...
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    This is just a segue for BS to admit he is a "Renaissance" man. I think he is going to move to Cali and be Ciaran's page.
     
  13. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    This is why I never believe this dooms day crap.

    If you look back in history, it seems to me all religions have had some sort of "dooms day" mythology within their core teachings. They use the leverage of a dooms day to scare people into believing their religions so they can be saved when all the other humans are dead.

    Enjoy life now, phuck dooms day.