The End of the AOL CD?
- Thread starter DRB
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what the hll am I gonna do for coasters????????
Maybe if they offered just a few more free hours on the cd they wouldnt have to do this.
God I hope not...DRB said:
I used to get about one CD a week from AOL, but I haven't gotten any in a long time, probably close to a year. I don't miss them 
I have 13,000 of those cd's saved up in a crate that I'm going to drive down to AOL headquarters and burn in a pile on the lobby.
I'm going to use my cd's to build a giant sun reflector/death ray and use it to burn up the moon and send it crashing into the earth unless the world governments give me one million dollars.Ridemonkey said:
that would make an awesome movie....Westy said:
without a doubt because of AOL's key clients are:DRB said:
1. fvcking retards
2. lazy idiots
3. old people
The typical AOL client won't bother looking for a new service... "oh, it's too much work", "oh, I don't want to lose my email address", "oh, I'm gonna die soon, so whatever".
Anybody else stick their aol cd's in the microwave? Mmmm, pretty blue sparks. That reminds me. I got to go get a new microwave.
I've done it. It is pretty cool.jdschall said:
Yeah, you just have to take them out before anything catches on fireOld Man G Funk said:
i was pretty confident aol had died a while ago....
who the hell pays $26 for dialup????
i remember, like 4 years ago, a cheapass HS classmate of mine who went to school in florida had it. he said it was free.
he said everytime he tried to cancel, he was offered 2-3 extra free months... by the time i visited him, he had had free aol for over a year...
even back then, i wondered how they managed to make money.
who the hell pays $26 for dialup????
i remember, like 4 years ago, a cheapass HS classmate of mine who went to school in florida had it. he said it was free.
he said everytime he tried to cancel, he was offered 2-3 extra free months... by the time i visited him, he had had free aol for over a year...
even back then, i wondered how they managed to make money.
How can I help?Westy said:
with that of plan it sounds like you're not from being king of america. I would like to pledge my allegeance early in hopes being rewarded for my devotion.
You mean if you leave them in long enough they catch on fire? Cool.binary visions said:Yeah, you just have to take them out before anything catches on fire
you pop AOL cds in the microwave,
and I'll throw clementines down the disposal...
sounds like a fun night at our house!
and I'll throw clementines down the disposal...
sounds like a fun night at our house!
MudGrrl said:
Y'all are freaking nuts. You are lucky to live in 'Merica, most countries would lock you up for good.
Future headline: POS ISP AOL MIA.
well, that goes without saying...Westy said:
I am a female, and should be kissing the ground that I am permitted to live on.
Actually you should just be throwing your clementines at things. They are just the perfect size and shape for chucking. My neighbors get really confused when they find them in their back yards.MudGrrl said:
Yep, and they leave a big, round, black scorch mark on the microwave platter.Old Man G Funk said:
I don't think you need to ask how I know that.
Marshmallows are fun in the microwave, too.
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/
http://hochwald.tripod.com/microwave/micro.html
I'd be tempted to try it, but I've been informed that someone will ruin the garbage disposal, that I worked very hard on installing, if I do.binary visions said:
One of these days I'll buy an old microwave at a yard sale for $5 and have some fun with it outside, where I can't hurt anything.Old Man G Funk said:
put a can of Freon in the there.binary visions said:
Nah, rig it up to work with the door off and point it at the neighbors kids.BurlyShirley said:put a can of Freon in the there.
Westy said:
or just dissassemble it to get the decepticon unit or whatever the eff its called out of there, and use it as a hand held (shield yourself from it OBV).
ohio said:
how's that workin' out for ya? being clever?