The ex-King of Friday Says
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We'll be stickin' your head in first, Baron von Bailey.PonySoldier said:
SkaredShtles said:We'll be stickin' your head in first, Baron von Bailey.
I think not...I suggest that we start with the B**tard who is attempting to suspend Friday... the peasantry won't stand for that..:eviltongu :nuts:
You'll stand for what I tell you to stand for peasant.PonySoldier said:
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Whatever - apparently even you knew this would go down when you started the thread, ex-King of Friday.DRB said:
stinkyboy said:
The King is dead!
MMike said:
LONG LIVE THE KING!
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Bullsh*t - MMike is in this with DRB. All this hate is just a facade. Don't fall to there servitude.jdschall said:
I am the mutha f'n King of Friday this week.
KoF looks like the peasants are revolting.
My kids love the Disney version of Robin Hood. This reminds me of the point where Prince John is ranting about something, then he sticks his thumb in his mouth and starts sucking.......loco said:
Oh, go away, you ranting little worm................loco said:
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I disapprove. You cannot be the KoF. You can have Monday. Monday's are for whiners like you.
DRB: I am your king.
MMike: Well I didn't vote for you.
DRB: You don't vote for kings.
MMike: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
DRB: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
MMIke: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
MMIke: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
MMike: Well I didn't vote for you.
DRB: You don't vote for kings.
MMike: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
DRB: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
MMIke: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
MMIke: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Westy said:
Don't blame me I voted for Kodos.
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Just because you can order your mom to make you a sandwich doesn't mean that we will.stinkyboy said:
Westy has just proven himself worthy of the crown. Prepare a grand feast at once!
Because he quoted The Holy Grail? Come on..................stinkyboy said:
Westy has just proven himself worthy of the crown. Prepare a grand feast at once!
I agree Westy should be crowned the new King of Friday, but not because of movie quotes.
SkaredShtles said:
Westy! Long live the new KoF!
(MMike was just a puppet dictator anyway)
Get off you knees and take a break from blowing, Hippy.jdschall said:
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No sh*t. I quoted the Sex Pistols. Maybe I can be Jesus.SkaredShtles said:Get off you knees and take a break from blowing, Hippy.
I think Monday needs a new Princess, Hippy.SkaredShtles said:Get off you knees and take a break from blowing, Hippy.
Sounds good - the job is yours, beyotch.jdschall said:
Long live Princess Monday.
SkaredShtles said:Sounds good - the job is yours, beyotch.
Long live Princess Monday.
Hell yeah. There better not be a pea under my stack of mattresses or I'm going loco on your ass.
I think I'll take a pee under your stack of mattresses, Princess.jdschall said:
You can be Jesus of Tuesdays. That is as long as it doesn't get in the way of your secretarial duties.loco said:No sh*t. I quoted the Sex Pistols. Maybe I can be Jesus.
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Do it on top of them, hippie.SkaredShtles said:
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hahaha - next Tuesday I will be travelling and won't have any admin duties.Westy said:
SkaredShtles said:
That's improprietous. A true lady in waiting such as yourself would never dare do such a vulgar thing.
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Whatever, ye of such great posting history.stinkyboy said:
I don't want the job. I want to make fun of whomever gets the job.stinkyboy said:
See the chaos byotches.
Oh and I AM the King of Friday.
And now to get the hell out of Atlanta and back home.
Oh and I AM the King of Friday.
And now to get the hell out of Atlanta and back home.
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You may as well give your resignation speech now.DRB said:
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You need a show of power. Tell everyone your getting hammered. It's the damn internet no one will know the diff. Then talk about how your doctored called and said that your wife had paid him off to tell you that you shouldn't bullfight anymore despite the fact you are fine to bullfight. And how when you went to see your doctor you were arrested and detained in Gitmo.
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cont. -Westy said:
and then you flew first class through Peru after you sold Uganda to buy gas for your H3 that gets 79 mpg when you shift from 1st to 5th gear at 4 mph.