[CrabJoe StretchPants]

you will note that that was when Full Trucker called me out for ragging on stoney too much. and since then I have been all the way off his back.

So once someone calls us out for giving you too much shit, we too shall stop. And the cycle of life shall continue.


Until then, fuck your ebike, pansy.

 

[kidwoo]

Until then, fuck your bike, pansy.

*e-bike

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Even autocorrect acknowledges them shits ain't bikes, apparently

 

[Nick]

Stoney gets no shit for carts, because the little stoner loves it, and she rules.
What he can get shit about is not riding, and very questionable riding choices when he does.

"Dude, I'm way faster at 110% than 90%".

Also known as..

"Fuck those sharp rocks"

 

[Toshi]

me on my peloton right now


I must have missed something but you were giving stoney shit for his kids racing karts?

.....but those are cool


It's not like he bought a house he doesn't live in or something.

Stoney gets no shit for carts, because the little stoner loves it, and she rules.
What he can get shit about is not riding, and very questionable riding choices when he does.

"Dude, I'm way faster at 110% than 90%".

Also known as..

"Fuck those sharp rocks"

It's not so much the karts but rather that coincident/related to that he dropped everything else. But I will not digress further as I'm officially off his back.

And consider this my request to stop, Crabjoe. It's not funny at this point.

 

[Westy]

Stoney gets no shit for carts, because the little stoner loves it, and she rules.
What he can get shit about is not riding, and very questionable riding choices when he does.

"Dude, I'm way faster at 110% than 90%".

Also known as..

"Fuck those sharp rocks"

I reserve the right to make homoerotic volley ball references, at least reference @MikeD making homoerotic volleyball references. Just incase it gets lost in the archives.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

And consider this my request to stop, Crabjoe. It's not funny at this point.

Done, homie

 

[MikeD]

I reserve the right to make homoerotic volley ball references, at least reference @MikeD making homoerotic volleyball references.

Is there such a thing as a heteronormative volleyball reference, tho?

 

[Toshi]

I reserve the right to make homoerotic volley ball references, at least reference @MikeD making homoerotic volleyball references. Just incase it gets lost in the archives.

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don't forget drifting the Forester, either

that is also aok to give shit about as far as i have been informed

 

[Westy]

Is there such a thing as a heteronormative volleyball reference, tho?

Maybe

 

[MikeD]

don't forget drifting the Forester, either

that is also aok to give shit about as far as i have been informed

Isn't "drifting the Forester" a coded reference to a specific lesbian sex act?

 

[MikeD]

Maybe

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They play to 22, because they work harder than the English.

 

[Nick]

I reserve the right to make homoerotic volley ball references, at least reference @MikeD making homoerotic volleyball references. Just incase it gets lost in the archives.

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Fair enough, this should live forever.

 

[Westy]

Fair enough, this should live forever.

Are there billboards on I-70?

 

[Nick]

Are there billboards on I-70?

Not yet...

 

[kidwoo]

Is there such a thing as a heteronormative volleyball reference, tho?

not after Top Gun.


Now all volleyball is......that.

Even womens beach volleyball is ruined.



THANKS TOM! AND FUCK YOU VAL!

Isn't "drifting the Forester" a coded reference to a specific lesbian sex act?

God I hope so....

Would do wonders for my search term technique.

 

[kidwoo]

It's not so much the karts but rather that coincident/related to that he dropped everything else.

But karts are cool.......

One more year and I'm telling him how to modify yz125 motors that will make his kid far cooler than any mountainbiker alive in 2023

 

[Toshi]

Would do wonders for my search term technique.

are we talking ridemonkey or pornhub searches

actually i do not want to know

anyway, I think most of the juicy old-stoney content was under The Jester or TheJester or something like that. and that appears to have been scrubbed.

and for those who are feeling bad for stoney, let this be a reminder that he has dished out the shit just fine on his own over the years:

A Rant on self absorbed adults

My sister in law is in the hospital all because a self important dickhead decided traffic rules did not apply to him. She was dropping her 10 year old off at school ( no bus service and too many expressways for a kid his age to cross alone) and as she came to the point where the traffic...

ridemonkey.bikemag.com

 

[Toshi]

and, no, that thread was not actually about me, but rather someone who tagged eric's SIL in an accident in Cali

 

[Toshi]

30’ easy, 45’ at 170W. 1.3 mmol/l at end. Kids watching Jurassic Park.

 

[6thElement]

First time I've ever done an actual power test and it came out to what I thought my numbers would be.

Ramp test leading to best 1 min power = 310W
310x0.75=~233W FTP
11% extra for altitude adjustment=~258W

 

[stevew]

peloton makes a erg.....did not know...

 

[Toshi]

peloton makes a erg.....did not know...

No erg mode unfortunately. If I maintain “170W” it’s by watching the screen and keeping to the cadence that produces that at the current resistance.

The Bike+ that I have in Denver can auto adjust resistance in recorded rides but I don’t do that since I usually want just 20 or 30’ warmup then a block of 20/30/45 whatever minutes at a certain power. Boring.

 

[Sandwich]

new FTP test, up to 236, I set my goal of 250w during the test and managed to hold it. I need to try that again with a 255w, but I'm satisfied gaining over my last ramp test.

 

[6thElement]

Garmin's new Power Guide seems to throw some good anomalies if there's a glitch in the mapping elevation of a course. It's supposed to give you a rough guide that your Garmin head unit will then tell you how hard to be riding to finish within the configured time. Fairly sure I can't do 55440W.

 

[Sandwich]

Normalized power for last nights TT was 237w or right at my ftp. Was hoping to hit closer to my 20m power which was 255w to get that ftp. I guess this is down to day of fitness and the actual road? Or maybe I just suck.

 

[Westy]

Garmin's new Power Guide seems to throw some good anomalies if there's a glitch in the mapping elevation of a course. It's supposed to give you a rough guide that your Garmin head unit will then tell you how hard to be riding to finish within the configured time. Fairly sure I can't do 55440W.

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If you could hold 55kW all the way up that climb you could gap the whole descent. That uphill landing would be brutal though.