[Westy]

I was going to make a picture for you of the state and highlight the methy areas, but I realized the entire state is meth, pretty much every state these days.

Meth is so 2005, it is all about the opioids these days. Corporate profits for win!

 

[Jm_]

Meth is so 2005, it is all about the opioids these days. Corporate profits for win!

When I think of opioids, I think of Florida and Rush Limbaugh.

 

[SkaredShtles]

When I think of opioids, I think of Florida and Rush Limbaugh.

Hey - that's *exactly* what I think of when I think of meth.

Why not both, eh?

 

[dan-o]

YPSILANTI, MI - Eastern Michigan University's Women's Resource Center will no longer host productions of "The Vagina Monologues," noting that the play's version of feminism excludes some women.


The WRC announced its decision in an email, which came after the center evaluated responses from a survey. Survey respondents opposing the production consistently indicated they were concerned that the play centers on cisgender women, that the play's version of feminism excludes some women, including trans women, and that overall, "The Vagina Monologue" lacks diversity and inclusion.

 

[SkaredShtles]

BOOM! I lol'd.

 

[KenW449]

Ok, which one of you Portland fucker did it? on the other hand, Portland monkies beware!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/cyclist-hurt-in-bike-trail-booby-trap/ar-BBPIsgs?ocid=ientp

 

[Toshi]

Took them beating up an undercover cop to get caught

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/30/its-still-blast-beating-people-st-louis-police-indicted-assault-undercover-officer-posing-protester/?utm_term=.81ef9df422b4

 

[rideit]

$5. Another Good Guy with a gun!

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/georgia-restaurant-employee-shoots-at-customer-who-tries-to-skip-out-on-bill

 

[eric strt6]

How fucking dumb can you be?

A District of Columbia clerk and a supervisor refused to accept a New Mexico man's state driver's license as he sought a marriage license because she and her supervisor believed New Mexico was a foreign country.

Gavin Clarkson told the Las Cruces Sun-News it happened Nov. 20 at the District of Columbia Courts Marriage Bureau as he tried to apply for a marriage license.

https://www.sfgate.com/g00/news/article/DC-clerk-stalls-marriage-over-foreign-New-13434267.php?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2ZnYXRlLmNvbS9uZXdzL2FydGljbGUvRHVtYi1hbmQtbGF6eS1UcnVtcC1yZXNwb25kcy10by1UaWxsZXJzb24tMTM0NTAzNDgucGhw&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=6

 

[DaveW]

Why do you hate us so much.

https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/business/377992/fast-food-chain-taco-bell-to-launch-in-new-zealand

 

[6thElement]

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/12/10/illegal-tire-dump-colorado-national-forests/

 

[johnbryanpeters]

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/12/new-study-establishes-timeline-for-famous-thallium-poisoning-cold-case/

 

[StiHacka]

This is how people are really controlled on a large scale across economic classes or IQ bands: make them feel guilty and useless https://www.economist.com/open-future/2018/06/29/bullshit-jobs-and-the-yoke-of-managerial-feudalism?fsrc=scn/fb/te/bl/ed/bullshitjobsandtheyokeofmanagerialfeudalismopenfuture

 

[johnbryanpeters]

This is how people are really controlled on a large scale across economic classes or IQ bands: make them feel guilty and useless https://www.economist.com/open-future/2018/06/29/bullshit-jobs-and-the-yoke-of-managerial-feudalism?fsrc=scn/fb/te/bl/ed/bullshitjobsandtheyokeofmanagerialfeudalismopenfuture

I changed jobs essentially because of this in 1979...

 

[mykel]

Seriously, how much a douche do you have to be?

Whatever happened to freedom?



...and ya, that question was rhetorical.

 

[Toshi]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/as-a-grocery-chain-is-dismantled-investors-recover-their-money-worker-pensions-are-short-millions/2018/12/28/ea22e398-0a0e-11e9-85b6-41c0fe0c5b8f_story.html?utm_term=.262a931b1122

It really isn't a fair game at all.

 

[mykel]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/as-a-grocery-chain-is-dismantled-investors-recover-their-money-worker-pensions-are-short-millions/2018/12/28/ea22e398-0a0e-11e9-85b6-41c0fe0c5b8f_story.html?utm_term=.262a931b1122

It really isn't a fair game at all.

Wrong.
It is working exactly as it is supposed to.
You just haven't allowed yourself to believe that this really is the game.

 

[Toshi]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/10/style/dog-hiking-in-the-country-new-york.html?fallback=0&recId=1F6Mgf8v8mxro295VR109IpCojm&locked=0&geoContinent=NA&geoRegion=CO&recAlloc=story-geo&geoCountry=US&blockId=signature-journalism-vi&imp_id=302701425&action=click&module=editorsPicks&pgtype=Article&region=Footer

 

[Jm_]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/10/style/dog-hiking-in-the-country-new-york.html?fallback=0&recId=1F6Mgf8v8mxro295VR109IpCojm&locked=0&geoContinent=NA&geoRegion=CO&recAlloc=story-geo&geoCountry=US&blockId=signature-journalism-vi&imp_id=302701425&action=click&module=editorsPicks&pgtype=Article&region=Footer

Sooooo many people own animals that should not.

 

[Jm_]

But it is Texas after all...

 

[DaveW]

Yes Texas..... How the hell is this not in Florida?????

 

[Pesqueeb]

Chickenshit.

 

[Jm_]

Chickenshit.

Ahh, but what was the severance pay?

 

[JustMtnB44]

Sooooo many people own animals that should not.

So many people have kids that should not. At least this isn't the most terrible story.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/toddler-fastened-car-seat-falls-out-moving-car-n958936

 

[Jm_]

So many people have kids that should not. At least this isn't the most terrible story.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/toddler-fastened-car-seat-falls-out-moving-car-n958936

Looks like the seat worked.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Poll: Only 4 in 10 Republicans think Trump mentioned Biden on Ukraine call even though he acknowledged doing so

A new poll shows few Republicans believe President Donald Trump wanted Ukraine to investigate Biden, despite Trump's acknowledgement.

www.usatoday.com

 

[kidwoo]

Ok, which one of you Portland fucker did it? on the other hand, Portland monkies beware!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/cyclist-hurt-in-bike-trail-booby-trap/ar-BBPIsgs?ocid=ientp

even the hoodlums in portland look like shitty hipster trash

19c if you guess their band name. Fucking hell

 

[rideit]

Teen Without Arms and Legs Forcibly Restrained by Police Officer

Video footage of a Pima County Sheriff’s Department officer forcibly restraining a teenage quadruple amputee has surfaced, leading to a sheriff department investigation.

www.yahoo.com

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

George Zimmerman sues Trayvon Martin’s family, prosecutors for $100 million

 

[rideit]

A-peeling offer? Duct-taped banana work selling for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami

Duct-taped bananas went on sale at Art Basel Miami Beach this week -- priced at $120,000 each.

www.cnn.com

 

[eric strt6]

you can't make this shit up. Dude by the Name of Austin Shurebutt tried dumping a woman out of her wheelchair to steal it

Bystanders spring into action after a man tried steal a woman's wheelchair from beneath her

A man in reindeer slippers tried to steal a woman's wheelchair right from under her on a light rail car in Phoenix. Then her fellow passengers sprang into action.

www.cnn.com

 

[stevew]

A-peeling offer? Duct-taped banana work selling for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami

Duct-taped bananas went on sale at Art Basel Miami Beach this week -- priced at $120,000 each.

www.cnn.com

 

[jimmydean]

Fox News tops CNN, MSNBC in 70 percent of congressional districts, attracts more independent voters: study | Fox News

Fox News tops CNN, MSNBC in 70 percent of congressional districts, attracts more independent voters: study

www.foxnews.com

 

[Pesqueeb]

Fox News tops CNN, MSNBC in 70 percent of congressional districts, attracts more independent voters: study | Fox News

Fox News tops CNN, MSNBC in 70 percent of congressional districts, attracts more independent voters: study

www.foxnews.com

That seems like a self congratulatory, bloviating, headline in search of a story. Consider the following:

This is (R) Ken Bucks CO congressional district. Like, maybe 10 people live here:

If we hold that these red districts are typically "rural" it's not hard to imagine that if jim-bob, Susy-mae, and Cleetus all gather the herd in the evenings to binge watch fox and feel the warm glow of confirmation bias out in the sticks, it's not hard to capture the lions share of the audience.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

“None of the Children at the School Are Safe”

One school. 21 abuse investigations. And the struggle to stop relying on seclusion and restraint.

www.propublica.org

 

[DaveW]

Ya fucking town is surrounded by out of control bushfires.
You're evacuating people by sea to escape.
Locals are dying in these fires.
So you go ahead with fire works for new years eve.
Fuck Aussie.... you be fucked well up in the head!
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/406473/australia-town-like-darkest-night-as-bushfire-nears
Won't be nuthin left to nuke from orbit at this rate

 

[eric strt6]

more proof that we are doomed by stupidity

A Disturbing Number of People Think Coronavirus Is Related to Corona Beer

Google search trends illustrate that we're surrounded by very, very confused people when it comes to the rapidly spreading illness.

www.vice.com

 

[Jm_]

more proof that we are doomed by stupidity

A Disturbing Number of People Think Coronavirus Is Related to Corona Beer

Google search trends illustrate that we're surrounded by very, very confused people when it comes to the rapidly spreading illness.

www.vice.com

But have you even tried Corona beer? Doesn't seem like a stretch...

 

[Brian HCM#1]

 

[johnbryanpeters]

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Brian, you're not even vaguely funny.