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The "I Have Zero Faith In Humanity" Thread

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mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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So imagine how painful it is for us the faithless when we find out you slipped up and may have at one point actually had faith? I am not going to church for you or any shit like that....
I'm not saying I had faith. I'm saying I've become so anesthetized to the concept of faith, that I forgot faith was a thing some people have.
 

jdcamb

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Feb 17, 2002
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Don't let my American school system vocabulary be the thing that discredits my inability to faith.
Inversely we have faith in your inability to have faith. Don't upset the balance of things. My bad grammar is mine. I own it. I don't think it effects my ability to get my point across.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Inversely we have faith in your inability to have faith. Don't upset the balance of things. My bad grammar is mine. I own it. I don't think it effects my ability to get my point across.
If there is one thing I believe it is that there is nothing to have faith in.
 

jdcamb

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Feb 17, 2002
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If there is one thing I believe it is that there is nothing to have faith in.
Bikes are awesome. Think of how your life has been enriched by them. I suspect you have faith in their ability to provide joy and misery, sometimes on the same ride. Maybe I am wrong. I hope I am not.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Bikes are awesome. Think of how your life has been enriched by them. I suspect you have faith in their ability to provide joy and misery, sometimes on the same ride. Maybe I am wrong. I hope I am not.

I don't need to believe in a bike to ride it.

A pork chop can still feed a man even if he thinks it is a sin to eat a pig.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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I don't need to believe in a bike to ride it.

A pork chop can still feed a man even if he thinks it is a sin to eat a pig.
Are there things about a bike and its allure you cannot fully explain how they enrich your life? And yes you do need to believe in your bike. You haven't considered design and efficiency in your decision to buy the bike you bought? Did you not take it for a test drive after it was built to confirm your choice? Your pork anecdote is rather faulty as it imply s faith is a abstract concept as to which it is not..... To each his own...
 

Jm_

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Jan 14, 2002
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Bikes are awesome. Think of how your life has been enriched by them. I suspect you have faith in their ability to provide joy and misery, sometimes on the same ride. Maybe I am wrong. I hope I am not.
But boost
 

Pesqueeb

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Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.