The "I Have Zero Faith In Humanity" Thread

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  1. Westy

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    But to fix these problems someone has to be held accountable and in today's world everything is someone else's fault
     
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    There are somethings a box of frozen waffles, chocolate milk, and a wake and bake bonghit can't fix. Sorry.....
     
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    No worries. I am here. I am the evil anti trump.
     
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    Srsly. My junk has been bone dry for the better part of a week. Come on, people!
     
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    I look both ways before crossing a one way street....
     
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    I almost forgot I had no faith.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    So imagine how painful it is for us the faithless when we find out you slipped up and may have at one point actually had faith? I am not going to church for you or any shit like that....
     
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    I'm not saying I had faith. I'm saying I've become so anesthetized to the concept of faith, that I forgot faith was a thing some people have.
     
  16. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Utilizing the word "anesthetized" affirms your lack of faith.
     
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    Don't let my American school system vocabulary be the thing that discredits my inability to faith.
     
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    My fantasy is to put them on a big Hobart slicer, and slice off 1mm per day (from their feet) until dead.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Inversely we have faith in your inability to have faith. Don't upset the balance of things. My bad grammar is mine. I own it. I don't think it effects my ability to get my point across.
     
  23. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    If there is one thing I believe it is that there is nothing to have faith in.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Bikes are awesome. Think of how your life has been enriched by them. I suspect you have faith in their ability to provide joy and misery, sometimes on the same ride. Maybe I am wrong. I hope I am not.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    I don't need to believe in a bike to ride it.

    A pork chop can still feed a man even if he thinks it is a sin to eat a pig.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Are there things about a bike and its allure you cannot fully explain how they enrich your life? And yes you do need to believe in your bike. You haven't considered design and efficiency in your decision to buy the bike you bought? Did you not take it for a test drive after it was built to confirm your choice? Your pork anecdote is rather faulty as it imply s faith is a abstract concept as to which it is not..... To each his own...
     
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