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    I wish I hadn't picked up that bottle of contact cement by its unsecured lid, spewing the contents on my hands, trousers, and the dining room floor...
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Missed that left hand turn in Albuquerque.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    decided to go to the bathroom while making habanero hot sauce while not wearing gloves
     
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    ....dated that b*tch.
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    FUCK. Must spread rep before I can give you burning-hot-pecker rep. :D
     
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    some lessons you only need to be taught once.
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I have a similar story that involves homemade hot sauce and a kitchen BJ :dead:
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I worked with a Latino at my last job - he said EVERY Latino boy learns this before age of 5.
     
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    KenW449 Thanos did nothing wrong

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    Ate that Carolina Reaper. Shoulda learned that one after the Ghost pepper.
     
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    What is the definition of insanity stupidity again?
     
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    KenW449 Thanos did nothing wrong

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    Having fun without regards to the consequences. I mean boost spacing!
     
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    Sounds like a lot of fun. You should try Tide Pods.
     
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    KenW449 Thanos did nothing wrong

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    I think id be more of a Gain Pods man.
     
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    KenW449 Thanos did nothing wrong

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    That would explain so much
     
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    Did you eat the whole thing, fresh? How long did it take you to recover from the instant crisis?
     
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    I wish I hadn't drank that 4th can of beer last night. Or added those extra peppers to my breakfast burritos.
     
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    He clearly hasn't recovered from the resulting brain damage yet.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I don't think it was fresh, got it from my buddy. Took about a 20 minutes or so to subside fully. The worst part was the cramps from the Capsaicin later that night.
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I ate an entire Dynamite green chile a few years back, somewhat accidentally. I was laid up on the couch for HOURS. Never have I had a worse stomach ache. Drinking milk, eating ice cream and crackers... none of it really helped much. :dead:
     
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    Capsaicin Cramps are unforgettable and unforgiving. The best thing to help is pure sugar. Dairy helps line the stomach to prevent capsaicin from sticking, but it does not help with the heat.
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Hmmm... sugar. I'll keep that in mind. Not that I ever plan on doing something so stupid as that again... :busted:
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I've been a chili head since I was a wee shit and have never experienced or heard of "Capsaicin Cramps".

    The Scoville unit rating is based on the theoretical number of droplets of sugar water it would take to cool the tongue of the test subject.

    In my experience dairy does help with the heat, but only if used properly. A mouthful of milk, swished and spit out will cool you off in a hurry. Unfortunately most people swallow the first mouthful, coating their throats with capsaicin.
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    How old were you when you went to Fire School, or whatever it's called ?
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I wish I hadn't read the comments... :disgust1:
     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    Thats probably why! Ive always liked hot and spicy foods, but never eaten anything remotely close to the Ghost pepper and Carolina Reaper at the times i ate them. You probably built tolerance, where i had not. They are very much real, probably not the correct name but its what i call them. I hope you never experience it, its a terrible pain.
     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    yeah I eat Habaneros Like candy. Ghost Peppers are a bit hotter, The scorpion chili, now that one can get to me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Scorpion_Butch_T_pepper. had one of the chips made with the Carolina reaper. I thought it would be way more that it was
     
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    Yeah, that makes sense. At one point I had to stop for a while to let my tolerance come down. I couldn't get hot from eating raw Habaneros.

    Try a banana or mustard for cramps. Processed sugar can actually make muscle cramps worse, much worse. A dude I met while riding in Pisgah told me about the mustard packet trick. Apparently sucking down a packet of mustard will instantly stop a cramp.
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I haven't gone past the Red Savina, heat wise, and currently don't plan on it. I'd have to be eating a ton more spicy food than usual. But back when I was brewing hot sauce and living in Asheville, I could eat stuff that would strip the paint of an old steel frame.
     
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    Mustard works well for cramps

    Tonight's stir fry had 3 diced Habaneros and a 1/4 teaspoon of powdered Scorpion Chili.. it was spicy but not too hot