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http://www.harpers.org/2004-01-WeComeInPeace.html

We Come In Peace

Posted on Thursday, April 21, 2005. The following letters were written by employees of Playtime, an adult toy store in Edison, New Jersey, to accompany thirty-six vibrators sent as gifts to Iraqi women last October. The project was funded by Playtime's owner, staff, and customers, and undertaken "for humanitarian reasons." Originally from January 2004.
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Dear Iraqi Woman,

From what I've seen on the news, you and your fellow women have been suppressed for some time, and now that you've been liberated it is our thinking that we should spread love and hope. There's no better way to do that than with vibrators.

I've selected a glow-in-the-dark vibrator with variable speeds because it is not only a convenient size and shape but the glow feature may come in handy during those dark Iraqi nights. I'm also enclosing some Eros lube because it is one of the best lubes I have ever used and I think it will hold up well in the arid desert conditions. It's our hope that through these vibrators we can in some small way bridge the gap between our two countries.

read 'em all.

i wonder if someone will have the market savvy to make a "bunker buster" version.

 

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http://www.harpers.org/2004-01-WeComeInPeace.html
read 'em all.

i wonder if someone will have the market savvy to make a "bunker buster" version.

You just can't make up $h!t that good....

 

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What's all the buzz about anyway?