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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stinkyboy, Nov 9, 2009.

  1. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    He's dramatically gay (accordingly to local reports), has complained about my music's volume many times, but I did not meet said neighbor until tonight.

    I will never again answer my door without video rolling... :rofl:

    More to come. :patsak:
     
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    I look forward to the drama that is surely approaching.
    I had assumed this was another knuckleslammer thread. What happened to that guy?
     
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  5. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Neighbors are funny. I think the librarian across the street from us got arrested lat night. :rofl:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I was expecting a little more when I clicked on this thread.
     
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  10. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Oooh... a naughty librarian? :brows:
     
  11. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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  12. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    ...& drunk.

    They are good people. They just drink too much. :rolleyes:
     
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  15. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Since you have never seen her, I guess I can perpetuate your fantasy....

    She is a librarian at a female catholic school. seriously.
     
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    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I may need some tissues...
     
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  18. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Stinkyboy will not be able to top this, no matter how gay he got with the neighbors.
     
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    to perpetuate even further.....she surfs on the weekend....

     
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  24. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Well...skis.


    Dan-o is mostly right but she drinks good beer....lots. They are our friends too, so tonight I am gonna go get the scoop.

    There was lots of yelling & I don't care if you a librarian or not, you don't yell at cops when drunk (or sober). L watched it all & was outside with them a moment before it went down & said she was trashed. :rofl:
     
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    Liar, I used to live in WI and you may have the beer sorta right (who the heck drinks LIGHT beer in WI?); but it's bratwurst with a side of bratwurst that goes with Leinies. Get your German heritage right!
     
  26. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Oh man...if you could make a scotch egg with bratwust.... :drool:
     
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  29. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I talked to Jim yesterday (her husband) & of course he was embarrassed & downplayed the whole thing but here is what he said went down....

    There were standing in their drive way (see google street view thread) around 11pm & we live in on a one way street. Some dude comes flying the wrong way (this happens a lot) & typical reactions from most of our neighbors is to wave their arms, jump around & yell "ONE WAY STREET!!" , it is quite amusing actually, anyways....so Jim & Rita both jump into the street, mind you they are trashed (game day + packer nation lost :rolleyes: ) & it is a f'ing cop. The cop has on no uniform, unmarked car, so it was not obvious...Jim calls the guy an idiot, yelling starts, Jim shuts up, Rita gets more belligerent yells, cries, makes a scene. She goes in to get her ID cuz now the cop wants to run them through the system. They come up clean. Rita yells more, the cop gets in her face, Rita cries, disturbs the whole street & the cop let her off.

    No catholic school librarian caged heat stories, sorry.
    :p





    L had just let the dogs out & Rita (drunk librarian) comes stumbling up the porch "I am gonna bug you..yada, yada, yada, I am drunk....yada yada,...*more belligerent ramblings*" . L shakes her off & comes in.
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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  32. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    true.

    I thought that line had been edited out. Now the post reads like a Tarantino movie...all that happened in teh last sentence happened first. :D