Queen visits drama queen?
Oooh... a naughty librarian?Neighbors are funny. I think the librarian across the street from us got arrested lat night.
...& drunk.Oooh... a naughty librarian?
Thats hawt.I think the librarian across the street from us got arrested lat night.
Since you have never seen her, I guess I can perpetuate your fantasy....Thats hawt.
I may need some tissues...She is a librarian at a female catholic school. seriously.
Since you have never seen her, I guess I can perpetuate your fantasy....
She is a librarian at a female catholic school. seriously.
**cue Van Halen "Hot for Teacher"**Since you have never seen her, I guess I can perpetuate your fantasy....
She is a librarian at a female catholic school. seriously.
Skirts not short enough...needs thigh high stockings too...but yeah...works for me!
to perpetuate even further.....she surfs on the weekend....Since you have never seen her, I guess I can perpetuate your fantasy....
She is a librarian at a female catholic school. seriously.
Well...skis.to perpetuate even further.....she surfs on the weekend....
Liar, I used to live in WI and you may have the beer sorta right (who the heck drinks LIGHT beer in WI?); but it's bratwurst with a side of bratwurst that goes with Leinies. Get your German heritage right!Reality check:
Being Milwaukee, her 'date night' consists of a case of Leinenkugels Light, 2 dozen scotch eggs and Chris Farley movies.
Oh man...if you could make a scotch egg with bratwust....Liar, I used to live in WI and you may have the beer sorta right (who the heck drinks LIGHT beer in WI?); but it's bratwurst with a side of bratwurst that goes with Leinies. Get your German heritage right!
Ahem...Dan-o is mostly right but she drinks good beer....lots. They are our friends too, so tonight I am gonna go get the scoop.
Just found Leinies at a Minnesota Bar here in Seattle. Never thought I would land a Leinies and a Grain Belt here in the land-o-micros.Liar, I used to live in WI and you may have the beer sorta right (who the heck drinks LIGHT beer in WI?); but it's bratwurst with a side of bratwurst that goes with Leinies. Get your German heritage right!
I talked to Jim yesterday (her husband) & of course he was embarrassed & downplayed the whole thing but here is what he said went down....Ahem...
L had just let the dogs out & Rita (drunk librarian) comes stumbling up the porch "I am gonna bug you..yada, yada, yada, I am drunk....yada yada,...*more belligerent ramblings*" . L shakes her off & comes in.
That's how you tell she's Catholic. The skirt must touch the ground when she is kneeling.Skirts not short enough...needs thigh high stockings too...but yeah...works for me!
true.Drunks are never as amazing, clever or amusing as they think they are.