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Skookum

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
Wouldn't it be cool to have one in your closet, grab your gear, and bikey and catch rides with all the screwy people on this board. Go ride Rochester with Echo and the Bunneymen or the Jackalopes i mean... Go destroy some moss in Vermont with JonnyB... Inject steroids or blood dope or whatever with Westy and win some races with him and Jose Canseco... Bring an extra lung and ride with Skrdshtles and see if it's the thin air that makes him how he is... Grab a steak in Texas and pretend that you're too cool to acknowledge that Loco is there.... Or go ride some good ole fashuned dh with Dhgirlie and see if you could keep up with her. Do all that and be home in time for dinner..... :)
 
ioscope

ioscope

Turbo Monkey
Jul 3, 2004
2,002
0
Vashon, WA
You need :help:!

We all know that the government has already acheived this with a complex system of hydraulic tube-transport networks.

Teleporters...
Trekky
 
douglas

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
Skookum said:
Wouldn't it be cool to have one in your closet, grab your gear, and bikey and catch rides with all the screwy people on this board. Go ride Rochester with Echo and the Bunneymen or the Jackalopes i mean... Go destroy some moss in Vermont with JonnyB... Inject steroids or blood dope or whatever with Westy and win some races with him and Jose Canseco... Bring an extra lung and ride with Skrdshtles and see if it's the thin air that makes him how he is... Grab a steak in Texas and pretend that you're too cool to acknowledge that Loco is there.... Or go ride some good ole fashuned dh with Dhgirlie and see if you could keep up with her. Do all that and be home in time for dinner..... :)
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Hmm

ride w/Echo & the Jackelopes >check :D

ride w/JohnnyB in VT >check :D

raced w/Westy >check :D

I guess I,m doing something right :dancing:
 
Skookum

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
Serial Midget said:
Phfffft... I saw Derek Pearson and his gang of Supermodels today. They we're shuttling though.
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Yah that Derek Pearson he's got great hair.... i'd be jealous if it weren't for my flowing mane of perfection.
 
=[Stinky]=

=[Stinky]=

I like bagels and turkey sandwiches
Sep 9, 2001
677
0
Atlanta YEAAAHHH!
Skookum said:
Wouldn't it be cool to have one in your closet, grab your gear, and bikey and catch rides with all the screwy people on this board. Go ride Rochester with Echo and the Bunneymen or the Jackalopes i mean... Go destroy some moss in Vermont with JonnyB... Inject steroids or blood dope or whatever with Westy and win some races with him and Jose Canseco... Bring an extra lung and ride with Skrdshtles and see if it's the thin air that makes him how he is... Grab a steak in Texas and pretend that you're too cool to acknowledge that Loco is there.... Or go ride some good ole fashuned dh with Dhgirlie and see if you could keep up with her. Do all that and be home in time for dinner..... :)
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Can I be your friend too?
 
J

JRB

Guest
I could just email myself places to ride if someone guarantees to mail me back home. The Internet is fast for travel. :think:
 
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