I saw a chick standing up in a canoe taking a wizz
The Manliest Thing You've Ever Seen?
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a drunk norwegian hot chick...they turn into men when drunk!
I dry shaved a Grizzly in a phone booth once.
Please, I was at the urinal a few weeks ago, hot dog in 1 hand, beer in the other. While at an indoor Sprint car race called 'the chili bowl'. Then I went to sit down at our pit-side seats that were 7 feet from the track and got slapped with large chunks of dirt kicked up by cars.
I have seen better though... camping with a bunch of people several years ago... we were all standing around a bonfire, roasting food on sticks. One of the dudes is talking about something and turns around and starts taking a piss... still talking and still holding his food over the fire.
I shot myself in the hand with a nail gun once - I pulled the nail out with my teeth. I would like to consider that manly!
Only if you nailed yourself to a hot chick or a top fuel dragster during a 300mph run.
well how else would you do it?
Let me guess, you then tried to imitate the Snickers Superbowl commercial and ended up kissing?
Oh wait, I got the trump to all.
Chick was at a bar and some people said something to her so she confronted them about it... it escalated into a fight. The chick was beating the crap out of the chick that said something to her, had her on thr groun pounding her. Then out of nowhere someone hits her in the forehgead with a half full beer bottle... she goes down. Gets back up and says... "what the F**K!!!"... and with blood streaming down her face she proceeds to go after the chick holding the bottle.
Then I married her. I try not to piss her off
Chick was at a bar and some people said something to her so she confronted them about it... it escalated into a fight. The chick was beating the crap out of the chick that said something to her, had her on thr groun pounding her. Then out of nowhere someone hits her in the forehgead with a half full beer bottle... she goes down. Gets back up and says... "what the F**K!!!"... and with blood streaming down her face she proceeds to go after the chick holding the bottle.
Then I married her. I try not to piss her off
My sophmore year of college in Buffalo, me and a friend are stumbling home stupid drunk from our favorite bar at like 3am. We were approached by 2 young punks, one told us to give him our money. My friend immediately hits him in the face and drops him, then turns and jumps on the other guy and begins to pummel him to the ground. Whole thing took less than 20 seconds, I don't think I even moved my feet while it all happened around me. Crazy part is my friend is usually pretty mellow and I'd never seen him get in a fight before then.
Not always the best decision to make in that situation, but it ended up being pretty manly....
Manly points for my friend Corey = 10
Manly points for me = 1 (at least I didn't run!)
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Not always the best decision to make in that situation, but it ended up being pretty manly....
Manly points for my friend Corey = 10
Manly points for me = 1 (at least I didn't run!)
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Just off the top of my head:
One of the guys I ride with was wearing an XC helmet on our local DH trail...went OTB and broke his nose/concussion. After a short breather, he did another shuttle run. Then went home. Didn't go to the hospital until the next day.
One of the guys I ride with was wearing an XC helmet on our local DH trail...went OTB and broke his nose/concussion. After a short breather, he did another shuttle run. Then went home. Didn't go to the hospital until the next day.
So your wife is manly?!?!?!Oh wait, I got the trump to all.
Chick was at a bar and some people said something to her so she confronted them about it... it escalated into a fight. The chick was beating the crap out of the chick that said something to her, had her on thr groun pounding her. Then out of nowhere someone hits her in the forehgead with a half full beer bottle... she goes down. Gets back up and says... "what the F**K!!!"... and with blood streaming down her face she proceeds to go after the chick holding the bottle.
Then I married her. I try not to piss her off
I watched someone go off a ~5' drop to flat and come down directly on the top tube of his hardtail.
The manly part? He didn't cry.
The manly part? He didn't cry.
In teh sense that she will kick some ass if she has to, Id put her above lots of guys when it comes to that.
My wife is tough, but if I ever called her "manly"... I'd be dead!
This truck. 454 punched .030 over, 39" tires, 6" lift, maybe 12 mpg if you're lucky. That's awesome.
i drank jet fuel when we ran out of southern comfort. the jet fuel was a little smoother than the SC.
i've stood on the roof of a car at 55mph, at night, with the lights off.
60 posts and nobodies said "your momma"
Y'all are slippin'
Y'all are slippin'
That's not manly, that's compensation for manly. They have pills for that now.
This truck. 454 punched .030 over, 39" tires, 6" lift, maybe 12 mpg if you're lucky. That's awesome.
My great uncle was a prisoner of war for 9 months with no food or anything. Keep in mind this was after the plane his brother was flying was shot in half and crash landed (he never saw his brother again). After not being rescued by the US he escaped and made his way to Cuba, where he became Che Guevara's lead architect/friend for a couple years.
Thats one of the manliest stories I have ever heard.
Thats one of the manliest stories I have ever heard.
Let me guess, now he runs a lucrative t-shirt business.
Nah, he became a documentry film maker for the remaining of his life. He passed away early last year. But good try.
yeah, I remember high school too
to jimmydean:
awww come on. That would be so much retarded fun. people always yell "compensation" when they see a manly vehicle but those people are always driving civics and vw beetles with the integrated flower holder...
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This truck. 454 punched .030 over, 39" tires, 6" lift, maybe 12 mpg if you're lucky. That's awesome.
In the early 80's, I was at a pro skate contest in Phoenix and Dave Duncan did a 100 yard 50/50 grind on the 2 ft concrete divider in the middle of the the highway in front of the arena... in a rental car. He came in fast and it went BLAM and sparks were flying out. The car fell off onto it's side and he climbed out and stood on it and pumped his fist for the cheering crowd. Then he ran on foot from the cops. It wasn't even his rental car.
that's the most poorly written article ever. Who uses CHOMPed in a news article. What's next "Dude steals gnarly TV, cops apprehend guy in gnarly crash"
Ha! Take it up with the Associated Press
i like guys like that, keeps my day interesting
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I watched a kid(around 12) snap his arm in a horrible way and holds his cool about it. His for arm is litterally in an S and he kept his cool. It was hands down one of the most fowled things I've seen. He gets props from me for being a man about it.
i once watched Rosie O'donnell on tv....that was pretty manly.
Floyd Landis July 20th 2006
What about those dudes who go to the urinal for a piss and they pull their wang out through the leg of their really short shorts? Or the dudes that just lean against the urinal wall without holding onto their wang? I always thought that was pretty manly.