i walked into the bathroom at school and saw my wrestling coach doing that. there were three urinals and he was in the middle. i just turned around and walked out.
The Manliest Thing You've Ever Seen?
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Heh, normally i'm impressed with it, but if the dude had chosen the middle urinal in a set of three i'd be put off as well.
Damn, I was gonna say that. Well, almost.
Guy wins Tour de France with a necrotic hip.
I had a room mate pass me a slice of hawiaan pizza while I was taking a crap with the bathroom door open.
My Polish grandfather, whilst in a refugee camp in Germany after WW2, left the camp with a friend, hopped onto a train heading for a town where they could pick up sugar so that they could make alcohol back at the camp. They both fell asleep and ended up on the other side of Germany. They managed to find another train heading back in their direction, pick up the sugar and get home in one piece. Manly huh?
That ain't half bad....
just out of curiousity, why didn't they leave for good?
Or is it manly BECAUSE they came back to make alcohol for everybody else?
either way, that's B.A.
Or is it manly BECAUSE they came back to make alcohol for everybody else?
either way, that's B.A.
Once i was pulled over for speeding, the officer asked me to step out of the car. I was having trouble getting out so i asked the officer to hold my beer.
I saw a guy chainsaw his scrotum open
He then proceeded to walk 50 yards to the office trailer, and say: "guys. I need a bandaid." I effing near puked. Turns out we didnt have any first aid stuff, but we did have about 50 safety pins and some alcohol. He helped hold the two sides of his sack together while the foreman safety pinned it so his boys wouldnt be all over the place on the way to the hospital.
He then proceeded to walk 50 yards to the office trailer, and say: "guys. I need a bandaid." I effing near puked. Turns out we didnt have any first aid stuff, but we did have about 50 safety pins and some alcohol. He helped hold the two sides of his sack together while the foreman safety pinned it so his boys wouldnt be all over the place on the way to the hospital.
I think this one takes the cake. After reading all 6 pages, that's the manliest thing I have read.
A real man would never lose control of his chainsaw...
Where does it say he lost control?
Yeah..I dunno. To this day, I can figure how he managed it. Freak accident, I suppose.
So he just wanted to leave work early?!Where does it say he lost control?
Now that is manly!
I played the ultimate wing man taking out not one but two of the bigger girls while my buddy scored with this beautiful chick... Another time when it was his turn for the wingman move, he walkes into a bar sees the biggest chick on a stool at the bar, runs full tilt at her while yelling "grenade!!!" and proceeds to form tackle her off the stool...
I have a buddy in Phoenix that whacked his bag on his stem while dirtjumping and tore a 1" gash in it. He didn't realize how bad it was until he went home and got in the shower. He doesn't have any type of insurance, so he called up another buddy that does body piercing and has a bunch of medical books. He went to his house and had him stitch him up.
FAR too many injuries to the yambag in this thread for me to stomach and not a single pic of bikerfox! If ya want somethin' done right...
Well, there goes this thread.
Does anyone else get the impression that the last several posts could be borderline Darwin Award material?
Got one... Bike related.
I have a buddy that was doing a techy run down this retarted skiny section. Somehow he got crossed up and landed on his head at speed. He woke up later in the day, prodceeded to do a few more loops before heading home with a cracked helmet.
I have a buddy that was doing a techy run down this retarted skiny section. Somehow he got crossed up and landed on his head at speed. He woke up later in the day, prodceeded to do a few more loops before heading home with a cracked helmet.
My buddy who rides bmx jumped out of a quarter pipe about 6-8 feet up and lost it in the air somehow. His bike came down and impaled him in the stomach. His bars went 4 inches in. Somehow missed every organ and didn’t damage anything inside.
That was pretty manly.
That was pretty manly.
This is pretty manly.
Yep, it is.
Who cares, it's still funny.
Funny, yes. Manly, no.
Start your own thread for the funniest thing you've ever seen, n00b.
This one is pretty good and true.
At the Durango national in 04, One of my good friends crashed in the chicane section on his last practice run on race day seat post snapped, he felt something terrible.
He found first aid at the bottom who had him go into the porta-john and check himself out, next comes a loud scream.
Turns out he ripped his sack open, and on that exposed seat tube smashed one of his testicles,(imaging crushing a grape).
Under tremendous pain he decided he still needed to race and get some redemption, so he got some duct tape from first aid, taped his sack shut went back up and took his race run.
About a year later he had to get the crushed ball removed so it wouldn't turn cancerous.
At the Durango national in 04, One of my good friends crashed in the chicane section on his last practice run on race day seat post snapped, he felt something terrible.
He found first aid at the bottom who had him go into the porta-john and check himself out, next comes a loud scream.
Turns out he ripped his sack open, and on that exposed seat tube smashed one of his testicles,(imaging crushing a grape).
Under tremendous pain he decided he still needed to race and get some redemption, so he got some duct tape from first aid, taped his sack shut went back up and took his race run.
About a year later he had to get the crushed ball removed so it wouldn't turn cancerous.
Mariusz Pudzianowski
I would, but you will just delete it and threaten to ban me.
I only threaten the people I love.
Are you flirting with me? That is definitely NOT manly.
If he was all hairy and still wore the bananahammock to compete, I would agree. As is, all baby-smooth MANicured and MANscaped? I think not.
shouldn't you be on ridefoto?
Where was the segue from manly to just plain stupid? Anyway, my vote has to be for the grandfather who found himself on the other side of Germany.
I don't know...should I? What the Hell is ridefoto? After breaking my beloved Nikon compact in '98 going over the bars, I have never again brought a camera or anything fragile on a ride. I won't even bring anything but an expendable metal bowl on a ride anymore and I loves me my glass.
Well how rude; you belong in rednecks' stew with carrots and potatos but my civility has never lapsed enough before to say so!
Why do you think I belong on that particular site...and who appointed you its membership chairman?
my buddy ate a raw habanero whole....
The reason he didn't leave was because he had his wife and baby daughter sitting at the camp waiting for him to come back. The baby daughter was my mum!
Another story is that when they were scheduled to leave Germany (like 7 or 8 years after WW2 ended) a Canadian wrestling promoter was at the train station looking for talent to take back to Canada and wrestle. My Pops chose to take the family to Australia instead. Who knows, i could have been Canadian.
Theres a video of Mike Vallely taking on 3 or 4 guys who called him a "skater f@g" that was pretty cool.
As for me personally, I got my tooth chipped in a pit at a show Sunday night. It wasnt too bad, and it was on the back side, so you couldnt really see it from the front, unless you looked very closely. There was a really sharp edge on it that rubbed my tongue raw in about a day. I hate the dentist so I took a metal nail file and took care of it.
As for me personally, I got my tooth chipped in a pit at a show Sunday night. It wasnt too bad, and it was on the back side, so you couldnt really see it from the front, unless you looked very closely. There was a really sharp edge on it that rubbed my tongue raw in about a day. I hate the dentist so I took a metal nail file and took care of it.
i had an erection once.
I can't believe nobodies mentioned Aron Ralston.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston
That's manly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston
That's manly.