A real man wouldve gnawed it.
The Manliest Thing You've Ever Seen?
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Winner.
that ain't manly, that's heroic. cheers to your grandad.
that trumps manly by a long shot.
Hey, cool, thanks, He was a great fella. We miss him.
On another note, Aron Ralston's story is gnarly.
How about 10 habanero's and 7 jalapeños in 4 minutes.
nice.
Great call.
Last year I read his book, Between a Rock and Hard Place. I highly recommend it for anyone remotely interested in his story.
He even got a "Real Man Award"...
He was pretty stoopid for climbing alone though.
He was pretty stoopid for climbing alone though.
There was a guy in the late 80's in Wisconsin that somehow cut his #ick off with a lawnmower. The doctors sewed it to his arm to save it, I don't know if the re-attachment was succesful, but...
Hey baby, wanna see my schlong? here it is...(rolls up sleeve)
Absolutely true story. It was in the Milwaukee Sentinel.
Hey baby, wanna see my schlong? here it is...(rolls up sleeve)
Absolutely true story. It was in the Milwaukee Sentinel.
My eight grade science teachers' babysitter was Ed Geene. (Phsyco)
I used to work with Jeffry Dhamer, rather distantly.
I used to work with Jeffry Dhamer, rather distantly.
Sending a shock back to Fox for sticker reapplication. Owns all. Seriously. Even if he was joking.
(i've got a few manly/injury/stupidity stories from folks seen in the E.R. but they pale in comparison)
Took care of a teenage gal a few years ago, after she'd been shot in the head. She did some pretty manly things during her recovery, including going to court and verbally kicking the shooters ass. She had a long, hard recovery from that.
(i've got a few manly/injury/stupidity stories from folks seen in the E.R. but they pale in comparison)
Took care of a teenage gal a few years ago, after she'd been shot in the head. She did some pretty manly things during her recovery, including going to court and verbally kicking the shooters ass. She had a long, hard recovery from that.
Be it either gross or manly, you decide:
One of my best buddies was at a rooftop party in NY and had to 'take a dump', as we say. With no toilet in sight, he ducked behind a door up on the roof and laid one out (no TP and all) then quickly rejoined the party. He was not invited back.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
One of my best buddies was at a rooftop party in NY and had to 'take a dump', as we say. With no toilet in sight, he ducked behind a door up on the roof and laid one out (no TP and all) then quickly rejoined the party. He was not invited back.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
OH-MY-GOD!!!!
lthumbsdown:
Just get a nice little glass oner... $3... thats expendable.
Manliest thing I seen in a while...just wish I would have found it in my younger days...D
http://video.google.ca/videosearch?q=la+parkour
http://video.google.ca/videosearch?q=la+parkour
Very cool. Most of those moves would break my kankles now.
PS: No more ball crushing or sack slicing submissions should be allowed...freakin' gross and it reduces your ability to call yourself a man.
I think there's a direct correlation between "manly" and "stoopid"
drops to flat are awesome!
It also looks like a splendid way to get yourself arrested, with all of the jumping from building to building and running like a mad man everywhere.
Manliest thing I ever saw:
http://www.tuffhedeman.com/
Tuff Hedeman riding Bodacious. He gets caught up, smacks his head, gets knocked out and dragged around. When it's over the paramedics try to put him on a back board. He pushes them aside, gets up and walks out using is broken arm to keep his jaw in place and using his good arm to keep his broken arm (shoulder too I think) in place.
I lowsided my buddy's R1 at 50 mph wearing a dickies jacket, some work pants and his helmet. I rode pillion back to my work (we were working late that night) dug the gravel out of my sides, knees, and hands with my fingernails, drove to Walgreens for gauze, tape neosporin and advil and finished up what I was doing. We then went back to his place and drank a bottle of rum and a bunch of beers.
Given that there was no mechanical damage to the bike, I gave my friend the choice of either getting a set of leathers or fixing the bike cosmetically, he opted for leathers.
http://www.tuffhedeman.com/
Tuff Hedeman riding Bodacious. He gets caught up, smacks his head, gets knocked out and dragged around. When it's over the paramedics try to put him on a back board. He pushes them aside, gets up and walks out using is broken arm to keep his jaw in place and using his good arm to keep his broken arm (shoulder too I think) in place.
I lowsided my buddy's R1 at 50 mph wearing a dickies jacket, some work pants and his helmet. I rode pillion back to my work (we were working late that night) dug the gravel out of my sides, knees, and hands with my fingernails, drove to Walgreens for gauze, tape neosporin and advil and finished up what I was doing. We then went back to his place and drank a bottle of rum and a bunch of beers.
Given that there was no mechanical damage to the bike, I gave my friend the choice of either getting a set of leathers or fixing the bike cosmetically, he opted for leathers.
I just did something that made me think of this post.I think there's a direct correlation between "manly" and "stoopid"
Manly: Making some fresh salsa with lots of chopped jalepenos to put over blackened catfish. (Yes, it was hot and good.)
Stoopid: Not washing my hands after chopping the jalepenos and then going to take a leak. (Yes, it was bad.)
The Cramps, live in chicago back in the late 80's.
Lux Interior takes off his leather pants, squeezes the sweat into a glass.
Chugs it all.
Ugh.
Lux Interior takes off his leather pants, squeezes the sweat into a glass.
Chugs it all.
Ugh.
I once dropped a hotdog in the sand at the beach. I washed it in my beer and still ate it. Now that was manly!
Being a man is pretty cool, all things considered.
MMM, pork rinds.