[eaterofdog]

But I bet he said he was sorry.

 

[Konabumm]

what a asshat....... he makes loco look like a saint

 

[Pesqueeb]

I blame Mmike.

 

[jonKranked]

I blame Mmike.

they're both canadian, so they have to be related

 

[stoney]

Dude, article from 2008.

 

[jdcamb]

I blame Mmike.

Initially I was like how?, why?, and then I realized that's the thing about diabolical plots. They don't have to make sense because they are diabolical. So if you see Mmike cruising around the streets of Montreal riding a Bridgestone X0-1. Kill him and grab the bike. Its mine he stole it from me.

 

[Silver]

Initially I was like how?, why?, and then I realized that's the thing about diabolical plots. They don't have to make sense because they are diabolical. So if you see Mmike cruising around the streets of Montreal riding a Bridgestone X0-1. Kill him and grab the bike. Its mine he stole it from me.

You don't need an excuse, actually. In Canada, being MMike is like being black in Florida. People get to shoot first and make up an excuse afterwards.

 

[Hunter]

I thought this would be about the guy who sunk Race Face...

 

[Da Peach]

 

[jdcamb]

I thought this would be about the guy who sunk Race Face...

It is. Do you know how many pairs of Blue RF Turbine square taper cranks Mmike has warrantied? He put them out of business....

 

[eaterofdog]

Dude, article from 2008.

Look at all the fvcks I give.

VVVVVVVVV

1/32 of a fvck

^^^^^^^^

 

[Silver]

Look at all the fvcks I give.

VVVVVVVVV

1/32 of a fvck

^^^^^^^^

Metric, motherfvcker.

Your imperial fractions mean nothing in the noble North...

 

[Full Trucker]

...a stolen bronze sculpture of a centaur and a snake in battle.

At least he had good taste in art.

 

[baca262]

As the police gathered the mounds of bikes, they also found cocaine, crack cocaine, about 15 pounds of marijuana and a stolen bronze sculpture of a centaur and a snake in battle.

holy **** what a fiend.

 

[eaterofdog]

Metric, motherfvcker.

Your imperial fractions mean nothing in the noble North...

.03125 of a fvck? NO

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Eaterofdog: Bringing you the future, tomorrow.

 

[rockofullr]

“It was God’s way of saying, ‘It’s time to put a stop to this,’ ” said Inspector Bryce Evans of 14 Division.

Oh crap! It took the hand of God to deal with this deranged maniac.

 

[Silver]

Oh crap! It took the hand of God to deal with this deranged maniac.

Thank God he did. Now, if he'd get off his ass and do something about cancer, AIDS, and world hunger, I'd have a higher opinion of the guy...

 

[jdcamb]

Thank God he did. Now, if he'd get off his ass and do something about cancer, AIDS, and world hunger, I'd have a higher opinion of the guy...

God doesn't have anything to do with that stuff. That would be Obama. Do you not watch TV?

 

[ICEBALL585]

“He’s easily the most hated man in Toronto,” said Alex Jansen, a filmmaker who has been working on a documentary about Mr. Kenk for more than a year as part of a study of his rundown neighborhood’s transition to hipsterdom. “But I just found that it’s not as black and white as I originally thought.”

Maybe he was just trying to ward off all of the hipsters?

 

[baca262]

that number of fixies would be worrisome.

 

[Silver]

that number of fixies would be worrisome.

Wait, he was stealing fixies too? The man isn't a criminal, he's a folk hero.

Most folk heroes started out as criminals anyways...

 

[jdcamb]

DN lives in that neighborhood. Its kind of weird there. I am not kidding either....

 

[valve bouncer]

At least he had good taste in art.

I think the Montashu just got a new idea for a tattoo.

 

[dump]

DN lives in that neighborhood. Its kind of weird there. I am not kidding either....

Crazy. Drugs + bat**** crazy... not a good combo.

 

[norbar]

I though this was the most evil man in Canada:

 

[eaterofdog]

We have a little more rigorous definition of "man" here in Merka.

 

[jdcamb]

Igor: Sorry Officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that....

 

[dump]

Igor: Sorry Officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that....

hahaha - that doesn't work in Canada

 

[ICEBALL585]

hahaha - that doesn't work in Canada

Yeah he forgot the "eh".

It should have read... Igor: Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that eh.

 

[Quo Fan]

I though this was the most evil man in Canada:

[Austin Powers voice]That's not a man, man.[/Austin Powers voice]

 

[IH8Rice]

is this his house?

 

[JohnE]

Doesnt hold a candle to Graham James.



Or Brian Sakic or any other sick **** taking advantage of his position for sex.