[stinkyboy]

Last night, I answer the door and my neighbor is standing there with a baby gecko in a little aquarium along with a rotting strawberry.

"Would you like this?"

"Ah, OK..." [uncomfortable transfer to my hands]

"Ya wanna come in for a drink or something?"

"No, that's OK."

And then she left.

If she wants me, why do reptiles have to be involved?

WTF?

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>
"No, that's OK."

And then she left.

If she wants me, why do reptiles have to be involved?

WTF?

She doesn't want you. She wanted you to take the friggin' lizard.

 

[stinkyboy]

She doesn't want you. She wanted you to take the friggin' lizard.

Of course she wants me, but who has extra lizards sitting around the house to give as gifts?!

I'm thinking that's her in to do the "pop in" to check on the friggin gecko...

 

[Cooter Brown]

If she wants me, why do reptiles have to be involved?

WTF?

because she wants to see how you handle your lizard

 

[stinkyboy]

because she wants to see how you handle your lizard

I let it go this morning. I can't be tied down.

 

[Cooter Brown]

best thread today

thanks for the hearty laugh

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

ahhh that was good stuff

 

[bluebug32]

Interesting gift. I forget that you have them running around down there....

I have a Leopard Gecko, but would never consider giving it to someone in exchange for a date. What an odd gift. But, hey, look at it this way, at least she didn't give you crabs

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[hooples3]

I think she was just giving you a rotting strawberry , the gecko was an extra

 

[dh girlie]

The important question here that has not been asked...was the gecko hot?

 

[yonton228]

I think she was just giving you a rotting strawberry , the gecko was an extra

hahaha

 

[Barbaton]

The important question here that has not been asked...was the gecko hot?

Stosh'd hit it.

(isn't someone supposed to say that?)

 

[DRB]

Forget the gecko, was she hot?

I'd say hit it but then she is a neighbor and more likely to go all rabbit boiling on you but then on the other hand she gave you a gecko so she maybe an animal lover and unlikely to boil your rabbit if you even have a rabbit but being an animal lover she may not give a crap about humans and boil you I think you are in a real pickle my advice is if she is hot hit it and take the consequences whats the worse that could happen?

 

[stinkyboy]

The important question here that has not been asked...was the gecko hot?

Small, moist and sticky, but not very hot...

 

[Barbaton]

Forget the gecko, was she hot?

I'd say hit it but then she is a neighbor and more likely to go all rabbit boiling on you but then on the other hand she gave you a gecko so she maybe an animal lover and unlikely to boil your rabbit if you even have a rabbit but being an animal lover she may not give a crap about humans and boil you I think you are in a real pickle my advice is if she is hot hit it and take the consequences whats the worse that could happen?

Someone's had a few too many Jack and Gingers

 

[SkaredShtles]

Forget the gecko, was she hot?

I'd say hit it but then she is a neighbor and more likely to go all rabbit boiling on you but then on the other hand she gave you a gecko so she maybe an animal lover and unlikely to boil your rabbit if you even have a rabbit but being an animal lover she may not give a crap about humans and boil you I think you are in a real pickle my advice is if she is hot hit it and take the consequences whats the worse that could happen?

Are you channeling Mack?

 

[stinkyboy]

Forget the gecko, was she hot?

I'd say hit it but then she is a neighbor and more likely to go all rabbit boiling on you but then on the other hand she gave you a gecko so she maybe an animal lover and unlikely to boil your rabbit if you even have a rabbit but being an animal lover she may not give a crap about humans and boil you I think you are in a real pickle my advice is if she is hot hit it and take the consequences whats the worse that could happen?

She's doable.
ink:

 

[dh girlie]

Are you channeling Mack?

HAHAHA! you over use the smiley...

hold off on anything good, I'm going for a nap...back in an hour...

 

[hooples3]

HAHAHA! you over use the smiley...

hold off on anything good, I'm going for a nap...back in an hour...

nap??? dont you work????

 

[stinkyboy]

I'm going for a nap...back in an hour...

A nap. Right. I think this thread got DHG hot and she's off to "handle her business"...




IMO

 

[dh girlie]

nap??? dont you work????

Yes...they do let me out for lunch...I take a late lunch...that way when I get back at 2:45 I only have an hour and fitteen minutes till I go to DOWNIEVILLE to ride bitches!

 

[dh girlie]

A nap. Right. I think this thread got DHG hot and she's off to "handle her business"...




IMO

Oh yeah...what business would I conduct in my car in front of the building in front of the windows...

 

[hooples3]

Yes...they do let me out for lunch...I take a late lunch...that way when I get back at 2:45 I only have an hour and fitteen minutes till I go to DOWNIEVILLE to ride bitches!

ok then lucky you... wanna spoon???

 

[stinkyboy]

Oh yeah...what business would I conduct in my car in front of the building in front of the windows...

I thought you were gone... Handling... Ah... Business... Or something...

 

[dh girlie]

ok then lucky you... wanna spoon???

Oh jesus...I'm out...

 

[hooples3]

Oh jesus...I'm out...

a fork?

 

[stinkyboy]

Oh jesus...I'm out...

Can we be a littly more bitchy?

Oh, it must be "time..."

 

[Barbaton]

Unless dh_girlie's having a manly drink in her car, uh, derail complete!

 

[Barbaton]

Unless dh_girlie's having a manly gecko in her car, uh, derail complete!

keep your threads straight, newb!

 

[DRB]

She's doable.
ink:

So is she doable in the moped sort of way or the hot doable sort of way the use of the pig smiley left me confused not that there is wrong with either kind of doable the angry pirate would be excellent for a crazy neighbor with a lizard fetish.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

So is she doable in the moped sort of way or the hot doable sort of way the use of the pig smiley left me confused not that there is wrong with either kind of doable the angry pirate would be excellent for a crazy neighbor with a lizard fetish.

Oh great....I think I'll do a search for "angry pirate" and see how many threads are included....

I think this one'll be deleted ...or closed fairly soon now that the pirate has entered the building....cause it just goes downhill after that....

 

[stinkyboy]

So is she doable in the moped sort of way or the hot doable sort of way the use of the pig smiley left me confused not that there is wrong with either kind of doable the angry pirate would be excellent for a crazy neighbor with a lizard fetish.

1-10 scale, I'll have to go with a 6.25.

The pig was a self descriptor, in case some broad jumped on the thread and wanted to call me a pig...


:dancing:

 

[DRB]

1-10 scale, I'll have to go with a 6.25.

The pig was a self descriptor, in case some broad jumped on the thread and wanted to call me a pig...


:dancing:

6.25 is definately doable with no guilt there I kinda figured that might be the reason for the pig good luck and lock the pets up

 

[stinkyboy]

6.25 is definately doable with no guilt there I kinda figured that might be the reason for the pig good luck and lock the pets up

She's a little odd however and can not rule out a bunny boilin...

 

[SkaredShtles]

1-10 scale, I'll have to go with a 6.25.

So..... what warranted the extra .25?

 

[DRB]

She's a little odd however and can not rule out a bunny boilin...

Maybe reevaluate the .25 that was kicker for me.

 

[Slugman]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/lizardswallow.html

 

[johnbryanpeters]

So..... what warranted the extra .25?

The rotting strawberry.

 

[mack]

Are you channeling Mack?

I use punctuation, Dammit!