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The Neighbor Chick Brought Me a Gecko...

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  1. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Last night, I answer the door and my neighbor is standing there with a baby gecko in a little aquarium along with a rotting strawberry.

    "Would you like this?"

    "Ah, OK..." [uncomfortable transfer to my hands]

    "Ya wanna come in for a drink or something?"

    "No, that's OK."

    And then she left.

    If she wants me, why do reptiles have to be involved?

    WTF?
     
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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    She doesn't want you. She wanted you to take the friggin' lizard. :rolleyes:
     
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  3. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Of course she wants me, but who has extra lizards sitting around the house to give as gifts?!

    I'm thinking that's her in to do the "pop in" to check on the friggin gecko...
     
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    because she wants to see how you handle your lizard
     
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  5. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I let it go this morning. I can't be tied down.
     
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  6. Cooter Brown

    Cooter Brown Turbo Monkey

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    best thread today

    thanks for the hearty laugh
     
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  7. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    ahhh that was good stuff
     
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  8. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Interesting gift. I forget that you have them running around down there....

    I have a Leopard Gecko, but would never consider giving it to someone in exchange for a date. What an odd gift. But, hey, look at it this way, at least she didn't give you crabs ;)
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  10. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    ;) I think she was just giving you a rotting strawberry , the gecko was an extra
     
  11. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    The important question here that has not been asked...was the gecko hot?
     
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  13. Barbaton

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    Stosh'd hit it.

    (isn't someone supposed to say that?)
     
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    Forget the gecko, was she hot?

    I'd say hit it but then she is a neighbor and more likely to go all rabbit boiling on you but then on the other hand she gave you a gecko so she maybe an animal lover and unlikely to boil your rabbit if you even have a rabbit but being an animal lover she may not give a crap about humans and boil you I think you are in a real pickle my advice is if she is hot hit it and take the consequences whats the worse that could happen?
     
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    Small, moist and sticky, but not very hot...
     
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    Someone's had a few too many Jack and Gingers :cool:
     
  17. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Are you channeling Mack? :think:
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    She's doable.
    :oink:
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    HAHAHA! you over use the :think: smiley...

    hold off on anything good, I'm going for a nap...back in an hour...
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    nap??? dont you work????
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    A nap. Right. I think this thread got DHG hot and she's off to "handle her business"...




    IMO
     
  22. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Yes...they do let me out for lunch...I take a late lunch...that way when I get back at 2:45 I only have an hour and fitteen minutes till I go to DOWNIEVILLE to ride bitches!
     
  23. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Oh yeah...what business would I conduct in my car in front of the building in front of the windows...:rolleyes:
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    ok then lucky you... wanna spoon???
     
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    I thought you were gone... Handling... Ah... Business... Or something...
     
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    Oh jesus...I'm out...
     
  27. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    a fork?
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Can we be a littly more bitchy?

    Oh, it must be "time..."
     
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    Unless dh_girlie's having a manly drink in her car, uh, derail complete!
     
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    keep your threads straight, newb!
     
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    So is she doable in the moped sort of way or the hot doable sort of way the use of the pig smiley left me confused not that there is wrong with either kind of doable the angry pirate would be excellent for a crazy neighbor with a lizard fetish.
     
  32. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Oh great....I think I'll do a search for "angry pirate" and see how many threads are included....

    I think this one'll be deleted ...or closed fairly soon now that the pirate has entered the building....cause it just goes downhill after that.... :nopity: :eek:
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    1-10 scale, I'll have to go with a 6.25.

    The pig was a self descriptor, in case some broad jumped on the thread and wanted to call me a pig...


    :dancing:
     
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    6.25 is definately doable with no guilt there I kinda figured that might be the reason for the pig good luck and lock the pets up
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    She's a little odd however and can not rule out a bunny boilin...
     
  36. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    So..... what warranted the extra .25? :think:
     
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    Maybe reevaluate the .25 that was kicker for me.
     
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    The rotting strawberry.
     
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