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The New 2 word thread

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mnoeky
Aug 14, 2002
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Originally posted by eric strt6
"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth."


bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

eric strt6

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To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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or is at to up lo go bo ho me la pa ma ha it my hi by ti we in of

oops i'm sorry i thought this was the 2 letter word thread.........
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
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Originally posted by slowSSer
skookum and eric strt6 get my vote for "post of the week" for completely FUBARing the new 2 word thread.

cheers!
Timing is everything, i mean the body isnt even cold yet and we got part II.
No to be effective there must be patience........
Why don't you think T.B.B.XC hasn't made the comeback tour? Well besides money, and Serial Midget's insistance on getting more dance solo's than Tenchiro....:monkey:
 

eric strt6

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Originally posted by Skookum
Timing is everything, i mean the body isnt even cold yet and we got part II.
No to be effective there must be patience........
A fitting epitath for the two word thead

By AE Housman

WITH rue my heart is laden
For golden friends I had,
For many a rose-lipt maiden
And many a lightfoot lad.

By brooks too broad for leaping
The lightfoot boys are laid;
The rose-lipt girls are sleeping
In fields where roses fade.
 
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Originally posted by Skookum
or is at to up lo go bo ho me la pa ma ha it my hi by ti we in of
That has a funky cool rythym to it...:D

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Skookum

bikey's is cool
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Originally posted by eric strt6
A fitting epitath for the two word thead

By AE Housman

WITH rue my heart is laden
For golden friends I had,
For many a rose-lipt maiden
And many a lightfoot lad.

By brooks too broad for leaping
The lightfoot boys are laid;
The rose-lipt girls are sleeping
In fields where roses fade.
Too much hoopla, i mean it's just a computer forum thread...
I got a better one.

Skookum Epitaph for 2 word thread:

Bye bye 2 word thread!

Originally posted by East Coast Mojo
That has a funky cool rythym to it...
I'd record that to a funky beat for ya, but i probably couldnt remember it for the life of me and if i tried to read it i'd go cross eyed....


permanantly......:p
 

eric strt6

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Originally posted by Yeti DHer
bumpity bump.

I will bump this thread over and over, just because it pisses so many of you off.

:)
click here for the inane melody

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/happytr.htm

Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.

Happy trails to you until we meet again.
Happy trails to you, keep smilin' until then.
Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy trails to you 'till we meet again.
 
The real past was obliterated and a mythic past projected, by which the present, then, was to be validated, ostensibly for all time, against all heresey, all criticism, and all truth.

Choose one:

- Rush Limbaugh's guiding principles
- Joseph Campbell, from Oriental Mythology, on the Gupta revolution
 

eric strt6

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Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck
When he's underwater does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess
Does he feel totally worthless
Who came up with person man
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
 
Inspector of Lumber, Shingles and Wood - Called upon whenever questions arise about the quality or measure of wood and wooden products, inspectors were elected yearly between 1870 and 1915. The office was revived in 1978, filled by selectmen's appointment.

A History of New Haven in Vermont 1761-1983, Harold Farnsworth and Others