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The New Pope is....

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Silver said:
That dude is going to get so much more tail now that he's pope....
My roommate and I were talking about this the other day.

I mean, seriously. Cruising around in the pope-mobile... I bet that thing's got a mean bar and I'm sure you can get wireless internet from there too. Plus, how many hot chicks would nail you just 'cause, dude, they slept with the pope.

I wonder if you could get a stripper pole installed in the pope-mobile?

edit: or on the roof? That would rock!
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
I'm probably going to send this to the political forum

I found this interesting:

With some Vatican officials discussing an essentially transitional pope to follow John Paul -- a successor whose tenure would be relatively short -- Ratzinger suddenly became an oft-mentioned candidate.

He is a lightning rod for church liberals who see the hierarchy as reactionary.
I wonder if this is just that, the opportunity to get a hardliner in with the plan that he won't be pope long and that his longer term successor might not be so "orthodox".

Or it could be just a trick to make sure priests can keep molesting little kids without fear of reprisal.
 

Dog Welder

Turbo Monkey
Sep 7, 2001
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Come on mmmaaannnn...you know they ain't ever gonna make a brotha a pope!.... They said it was down to Ratzinger and this Ugandan born French Cardinal.