But here's some of the top causes:
The Odds of you dying are 1:1
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And where do you fit in?
Where is muslim terrorism on that list?
An interesting thought BS, maybe our priorities are all wrong. Instead of focusing on the "war on terror" we should be focusing on the health crisis in this country. An effed up health care system coupled with the fattest population of people on the planet is obviously having a negative affect of our life expectancy.
Yes, looks like the war on fireworks should be well underway.
On a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero. <- obvious gratuitous quote
I have a 1:62,468 chance of dying by legal execution. But they have to catch me first, bitches!
Those must be the numbers from Texas.
sure you can... kill everyone who thinks it, then off yourself. Or just off yourself.
Sure, I'm gonna die, but that graphic makes me feel better about it.
you have a greater chance of dieing in a car than a motorcycle?!?!?!?!
Dude, I've never heard of anyone dying in a motorcycle! That's bizarre!
Ok, seriously tho, I'm sure the stats relate to EVERYONE. If you never ever get on a bike, well, odds are you won't die on one.
it says biking accidents are 1:4919 how many rm members are there? because maybe atleast one of us will die. but i doubt there are 5000 monkies. maybe pink bike
If handled by the government, double or triple the number and it would still suck.
The Game of Life is Hard to play,
I'm gonna lose it any way
the final cards I'll some day lay
so this is all I have to say
That Suicide is pain less
It comes with many changes
and I can take or leave them if I Please
OK Name the Movie thats from.
EDIT: looking at my own sig seams to work very well with this thread.
I'm gonna lose it any way
the final cards I'll some day lay
so this is all I have to say
That Suicide is pain less
It comes with many changes
and I can take or leave them if I Please
OK Name the Movie thats from.
EDIT: looking at my own sig seams to work very well with this thread.
Its the theme song from MASH
YES !!! 1 Point for BS!!
I'm gay for M*A*S*H
For most monkies (me included) they need to change the odds for "bicycle accident" and "alcohol poisoning."
This is dumb, nobody really dies, you just transform....
You mean into energy for bugs to eat and plants to grow..etc...
..or something cooler? Like a supermodel crab?
i'm hoping he means like into an Autobot, although hopefully a less dated model like the Optimus 18-wheeler....god help me if i transformed into that stupid magic-wagon....
only the first three seasons....
the Movie is far better than the series ever was.
"We're the pro's from Dover..."
Catch 22 >>> M*A*S*H
That's utter crap. I'm so living forever. so its more like 1to1.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
If you are Jesus, is your odds 3:1 ???
your more likley to die from a bicycle accident than you are from drinking beer! 
I dunno - that's not necessarily a bad thing. Think about what things might be like if some of these f*ckers lived to 100+...
fight club, right?