[Sandro]

Nothing like patching up flesh with more flesh:

 

[Sandwich]

it's glorious

 

[SK6]

Beer.

 

[brungeman]

I guess I will have to google them to find out how to order!

or you could have been cool and posted a link to it!

 

[Sandwich]

GOOGLE

 

[Sandwich]

the greatest thing ever?
http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html
gummy bacon, what would bacon do, bacon bandages, bacon wallet, bacon mints, meat/bacon/glutton wristbands, meat tile applique.

what the hell?

 

[DRB]

Did I die 'cause that sure seems like heaven...

 

[Westy]

Dirty used bandaids have never seemed so yummy.

 

[V-Dub GTI]

Awsome!

 

[V-Dub GTI]

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Savoury_20Condoms

Savoury Condoms
Crisp flavoured condoms

Aren't you tired of the all the sweetly-sickening ice cream flavours they use in condoms? I suggest a range of "Walkers" condoms that come in the same flavour as your favourite crisps (chips).
Imagine: instead of vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry, you'll be able choose from salt and vinegar, cheese and onion, barbecue, or smoky bacon condoms. The more adventurous might even want to try worcester sauce or prawn cocktail condoms. And the more traditional will enjoy the ready salted condom (for the genuine taste).

 

[Sandro]

Tired of patchouli? Try these:

"What's with all these air fresheners with names like "Lilac Ambrosia" or "Daffodil Delight?" Give us a freakin' break! We know what scents get us going, and "Rosewater Rhapsody" isn't one of them.

If you want to really know what makes our bacon sizzle, just sizzle some bacon. Mmmmmmm. That's the ticket.

Now you can get an air freshener that captures the fragrance you really crave... BREAKFAST MEAT!

Imagine filling your car or bedroom with the subtle aroma of smoked bacon.

It's all possible with the

Funky Fresh
Bacon Air Fresheners"

http://www.stupid.com/stat/METF.html

 

[Nick]

LOL.
I actually have a box of those bacon band-aids. I got them in a stocking last Xmas. (fwiw: they are thick and don't stay put as well as a "real" band aid)

Also, you get a tiny plastic pink pig in the can too. Bonus!

 

[davidhill]

haha.. i bought those bandaids like 6 months ago at Hot Topic or Spencers or somewhere like that. they are cool as hell.. but dont stick worth a sh!t. I wouldnt use one if I really seriously needed a bandaid... haha

and for some reason they come with this tiny plastic pig.. idk wtf that is all about. i understand the correlation between bacon and pigs, but why? lol. its cool tho i guess.

 

[RimJobbed]

Savoury Condoms
Crisp flavoured condoms

Aren't you tired of the all the sweetly-sickening ice cream flavours they use in condoms? I suggest a range of "Walkers" condoms that come in the same flavour as your favourite crisps (chips).
Imagine: instead of vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry, you'll be able choose from salt and vinegar, cheese and onion, barbecue, or smoky bacon condoms. The more adventurous might even want to try worcester sauce or prawn cocktail condoms. And the more traditional will enjoy the ready salted condom (for the genuine taste).

Holy shiit that makes me laugh so hard.

 

[vtjim]

haha.. i bought those bandaids like 6 months ago at Hot Topic or Spencers or somewhere like that. they are cool as hell.. but dont stick worth a sh!t. I wouldnt use one if I really seriously needed a bandaid... haha

and for some reason they come with this tiny plastic pig.. idk wtf that is all about. i understand the correlation between bacon and pigs, but why? lol. its cool tho i guess.

Wow, you went in a hot topic? And made it out alive??

 

[MtnbikeMike]

(fwiw: they are thick and don't stay put as well as a "real" band aid)

Now the question is, how do they work compared to real bacon?

 

[Skookum]

Always can use ideas for last minute vacation necessities.

 

[LordOpie]