if he was on his phone....beat his ass then give ambulance ride to hospital...How the fuck do you not see the fucking semi stopped at the light in front of you and total one of our ambulances by slamming into it without hitting the breaks. I shit you not......
Here's our banner for our local complaint club. Every part has a story to go behind it. That's me in the yoga pants, one of the pictures I used to photo-bomb the local hiking page where every girl in yoga pants does the selfies at the summit in an attempt to get the most likes. I did not make this picture. And yes, the dog has a chest-holster. View attachment 149307
"If you're the smartest guy in the room, you're in the wrong room." - advice I wished I'd learned much earlier.At work I feel like I am playing chess while everyone else is sticking chess pieces stuck up their noses.
I'd like to complain about the use of jam jars as drinking vessels.
GET IN THE SEA WITH THAT YOU HIPSTER SCUM!!!!!!!
I went to a high school that was full of @Toshi level smart kids. Definitely don’t want to be the smartest one in the room either."If you're the smartest guy in the room, you're in the wrong room." - advice I wished I'd learned much earlier.
Those are actually very good for blind people who break every fucking glass in the house.I'd like to complain about the use of jam jars as drinking vessels.
GET IN THE SEA WITH THAT YOU HIPSTER SCUM!!!!!!!
No - but you should aim to be the funnest one in the room.I went to a high school that was full of @Toshi level smart kids. Definitely don’t want to be the smartest one in the room either.
"If you're the smartest guy in the room, you're in the wrong room." - advice I wished I'd learned much earlier.
Not while you are here
Same applies if you're the dumbest. Which I feel is my case more often than not these days.
so you no like xmas song? why you hate murica?Fucking kill list.
Sitting in an airport departure lounge which is bad enough and even worse in 2020.
But then Maria Carey All I want xmas song comes on.
Pretty sure Christmas music is 75% responsible for how angry I always am.so you no like xmas song? why you hate murica?
Sir Paul is the worst.Pretty sure Christmas music is 75% responsible for how angry I always am.
I dunno this version is kinda catchyFucking kill list.
Sitting in an airport departure lounge which is bad enough and even worse in 2020.
But then Maria Carey All I want xmas song comes on.
gold spandex makes me look fat.
AND! AND!Mother fucking @Full Trucker keeps cunting up the GMT today with political shit.