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biker3

Turbo Monkey
Here is a little taste of my ryhmes from the MTBR drama scene. I gots a thug alter ego over dares that usually comes out late night. Heres the taste.

Regulatorzzz mount up.... Nah man Ive just been buzzzzy gettin too krunk for funk sho tey. I throw down ryhmes so fat its scary, when I pump you full of these fully loaded lines you gunna with I would have pulled a black 9. Them anti depresants dont work for this thug, the only way to cure me is to keep rippin hellza nug. Red Bull deserves to be staright 187'd in da 701 nigga son'. ZachDank hucks his meat while Jbelt throws down the fattest beats, My style be the sickest the trickest the Redneck Hickest. I tweak like a trucker, Im a straight mad Hucker. These beats dont stop and my rims keep spinning the same way this nigga keeps on winnin. I keep it so real its scary while Will and Redbull ride like ***** ferries. MTBR sucks balls and thats a staright fact cuz before I got jacked I was on da same track, back up back cuz its on, J-B-E-L-T and the Danny K from da bay . These niggas throwin down dat hatorade, the same way zachDank throws down on da west coast yay.

Show me what you got, see if you can hang, spit your game like it aint no thang...

everyone has a true e-thug inside them.


EDIT: PLZ no one take offense to any ryhmes that are thrown down they are for fun yo.
 

The Kadvang

I rule
Apr 13, 2004
3,499
0
six five oh
That rhyme was godlike, it showed the true hucking face of MTBR. I'll flow to y'all when I finish my homework.

A taster: riding bicycles is so hoot, so i live to scoot.
 

biker3

Turbo Monkey
xbluethunderx said:
You spelled Official wrong. Bitch.


Does that count?
Don't hate on the ryhmes cuz u can't throw down, my keyboard be sticky and icky from the food i eat, These ryhmes would be tighter with a ghetto beat. This thread is all about fun and games until you diss the thug with my screename. Ill flow on you and the rest, cuz I am the best I passed the test, of the freestyle hucker, dont be no sucker. BIOTCH...
:eek:
 

biker3

Turbo Monkey
The Kadvang said:
That rhyme was godlike, it showed the true hucking face of MTBR. I'll flow to y'all when I finish my homework.

A taster: riding bicycles is so hoot, so i live to scoot.
Kadvizzle gots that hizzle he aint no hater, hes the tightest, trickest scooter skater. Its past my bedtime so I cant ryhme, until tomorrow I have no sorrow, Im a true E-thug and thats a fact, I know my Left coast homie gots my back. These ryhmes are too trick to lay a diss but if your gunna throw down jugs of hatorade, be prepared for this E-homie to make you fade. I got the Gemini in mail, hopefully UPS don't fail, to give me my ride, so I can slide to the beat of the street and now its time to fall asleep.....
:o:
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
i'm popeye the sailor man
i live in a garbage can
i eat all the worms and spit out the germs
i'm popeye the sailor man!
toot toot!


yo.
 

biker3

Turbo Monkey
COmtbiker12 said:
Jesse sucks at spelling!!! :p ;)
Tony don't start to hate, or youll have the same fate as all the rest who try to mess with the best, the names JBELT and dont start hating you owe me dat money and your life is fading, Im coming to Csprings to collect the dough, that you owe, and everone knows im just a true e-hucker who cant be stopped. Spelling aint an issue, if you wanna cry bout it i gots tissues, respect my thug style, for a while, while this thread lasts, im having a blast, so have a little fun and join the party before you start acting all E-smarty.

My new alter RM ego is Cadillac, just call me that from here on out.
 

COmtbiker12

Turbo Monkey
Dec 17, 2003
2,577
0
Colorado Springs
biker3 said:
Tony don't start to hate, or youll have the same fate as all the rest who try to mess with the best, the names JBELT and dont start hating you owe me dat money and your life is fading, Im coming to Csprings to collect the dough, that you owe, and everone knows im just a true e-hucker who cant be stopped. Spelling aint an issue, if you wanna cry bout it i gots tissues, respect my thug style, for a while, while this thread lasts, im having a blast, so have a little fun and join the party before you start acting all E-smarty.

My new alter RM ego is Cadillac, just call me that from here on out.
YO JBelt I ain't be hatin, I be celebratin. Tha cash you will get but don't let me forget, but then I'll keep it alls and you'll kick my balls. Howeva I'm not yo enemy until you get charged of a felony. The check'll be in the mail long before you go to jail.

See, I can be gnarcoremuthahuckingangsta too. :D
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
My name Is lewis and I be rockin' the titan
It shows the ultranorcalhucker I am
With the 8 inch gothic rotors Front and back
when I pass you your gonna have a heart attack
I gots the 105 derail in tha' back
ya'll dont know S**t about that
When I get my fork it's gonna be sick
too back tha' fedex guy is a prick
So now I gots to wait a week for my ****
Goddamn its hard to be a biker
 

The Kadvang

I rule
Apr 13, 2004
3,499
0
six five oh
chicodude01 said:
My name Is lewis and I be rockin' the titan
It shows the ultranorcalhucker I am
With the 8 inch gothic rotors Front and back
when I pass you your gonna have a heart attack
I gots the 105 derail in tha' back
ya'll dont know S**t about that
When I get my fork it's gonna be sick
too back tha' fedex guy is a prick
So now I gots to wait a week for my ****
Goddamn its hard to be a biker
beautiful
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,931
0
Montgomery county MD
Now everybody from the 313 put your mutha fockin hands up and follow me!
Everybody from the 313 put ya mutha focking hands up. Look, Look.

Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got u all gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf

1 , 2 , 3 into the 4
1pac , 2pac , 3pac , 4
4pac , 3pac , 2pac , 1
ur pac , hes pac, no pacs....none

This guy aint no mutha fockin MC
I know everything hes got to say against me
I am white, I am a fockin bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy future is an Uncle Tom

I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of u chumps
And Wink did fock my girl
Im still standin here sayin FOCK THE FREE WORLD
Dont ever try to judge me dude
U dont know wat the fock ive been through

But i know somethin about you
you went to Cranbrook, thats a private school
Wats the matter dogg? you embarrased?
This guys a gangsta? he's real names Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence parents have a real good marriage

This guy dont wanna battle, hes shook
Cuz theres no such thing as HALF-WAY CROOKS
He's scared to death
Hes scared to look in his focking year book
Fock Cranbrook

Fock the beat, i go acapella
Fock a Papa Doc, fock a clock, fock a trailer, fock everybody
Fock yall if u doubt me
Im a piece of fockin white trash, i say it proudly
Fock this battle, i dont wanna win, im outtie
Here, tell these people somethin they dont know about me
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,931
0
Montgomery county MD
chicodude01 said:
My name Is lewis and I be rockin' the titan
It shows the ultranorcalhucker I am
With the 8 inch gothic rotors Front and back
when I pass you your gonna have a heart attack
I gots the 105 derail in tha' back
ya'll dont know S**t about that
When I get my fork it's gonna be sick
too back tha' fedex guy is a prick
So now I gots to wait a week for my ****
Goddamn its hard to be a biker
BWAHAHA! Nice sig!
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
have they got what they wanted?
cause they've taken everything
was it for the money?
or is political power to blame?
would you die for your country?
false freedom and liberty
they're lying when they tell us
this is the home of brave and land of the free
why aren't we against them?
cause we know that they are wrong
we're the biggest faction
and they've had control too long
americanism, nationalism, bow to the flagism!
militaristic, egotistic, high class and capitolistic!
 

korked7

Monkey
Aug 8, 2002
157
0
Park City, Utah, USA
I came to drop bombs
Reppin tha 801 while im f**kin ya momz
ITO thinks he gots skills
But we all know im the one who can pay da bills
Down Hill, BMX, Mountain Cross
When it comes to two wheels im tha boss
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
Boom-chucka-boom-chucka
Boom-chucka-boom-chucka

*Boom!*


Something 'bout this thread just ain't right...

Prolly cuz y'all wear your GirlPantzz to TIGHT!



W3RD!!!

:gansta:
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
binary visions said:
Worst. Thread. Ever.

:stosh:
what e thug what
"worst thread eva"
foo you just aint cleva
no gnarcore to maxxx for you
you aint got no rhymes
no beats
no skill
so you through
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
Echo said:
Mod in da haas wit some newz fo you hoes
Any more balls or f**kin ma's and this thread will be close


bwahahahahaha that is so lame. you just made me think about the michael bolton guy in office space rappin in his car on the way to work. or samir nainanagad rapping when they are all drunk.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,002
22,036
Sleazattle
biggins said:
bwahahahahaha that is so lame. you just made me think about the michael bolton guy in office space rappin in his car on the way to work. or samir nainanagad rapping when they are all drunk.
Samir could breakdance.
 

Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
11,819
15
Slacking at work
biggins said:
bwahahahahaha that is so lame. you just made me think about the michael bolton guy in office space rappin in his car on the way to work. or samir nainanagad rapping when they are all drunk.
Dude Michael Bolton had mad game. And yes I realize I'm 38 years old and white, I'm not ashamed that I can't rap :D
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
Echo said:
Dude Michael Bolton had mad game. And yes I realize I'm 38 years old and white, I'm not ashamed that I can't rap :D
"why should i change my name, he's the one that sucks"
 

ThePriceSeliger

Mushhead
Mar 31, 2004
4,860
0
Denver, Colorado
You can look me in my eyes, see I'm ready for whatever
Anythang don't kill me, make me better
I ain't dead man, you can take the fame and the chedda
And the game, any deal, I'm still a go-getter
Take my freedom for the moment but it ain't fo-ever
I got the spirit of a god, heart of a dope dealer
I'm a king, seen hangin' with some cold killas
I ain't never back down or ran from no people
I ain't sat down yet, pimp, standin' gorilla
Even if I'ma all alone or standin' with four people
Tell'em jump, pimpin' it don't get no realer
5'9" with the soul of a 6'4" killa
I separated the fakes, paralized from the waist down
From the real stand up guys of the A-Town
Can't even look me in my eyes, put yo face down
I'm outta jail dude, whachu gotta say now?

That was tight! :sneaky:
 

biker3

Turbo Monkey
priceseliger14 said:
You can look me in my eyes, see I'm ready for whatever
Anythang don't kill me, make me better
I ain't dead man, you can take the fame and the chedda
And the game, any deal, I'm still a go-getter
Take my freedom for the moment but it ain't fo-ever
I got the spirit of a god, heart of a dope dealer
I'm a king, seen hangin' with some cold killas
I ain't never back down or ran from no people
I ain't sat down yet, pimp, standin' gorilla
Even if I'ma all alone or standin' with four people
Tell'em jump, pimpin' it don't get no realer
5'9" with the soul of a 6'4" killa
I separated the fakes, paralized from the waist down
From the real stand up guys of the A-Town
Can't even look me in my eyes, put yo face down
I'm outta jail dude, whachu gotta say now?

That was tight! :sneaky:
All I can say, is I represent the bay
Your ryhmes be sweet, but they can be beat
I run this show,cuz I got so much flow
Your words aint trick, you look like a dick
Im too slick for jail, I never needed bail
Ill never get caught, I cant be bought
But I can teach, These incredible beats
That circuluate this thread, Youll wind up dead
If you mess with best, youll die like the rest.....
:nope: