Jerry can never be trusted.
the official Toshi is reformed thread
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In this new age of a kinder gentler monkey I just want everyone to know I am still dedicated to being a dick.
i'm here to be club adjacent
Hey now, just a dick, not a sociopath.you and kidwoo can start a club
wait, was that unkind
Artificial sweeteners and strokes:
www.cnn.com
Zero-calorie sweetener linked to heart attack, stroke, study finds
A sugar replacement used in many stevia, monk-fruit, keto and other reduced-sugar products marketed for weight loss and diabetes has been linked to stroke, heart attack and early death, a new study found.
www.cnn.com
Indeed, the affected population and existing behaviours etc. Still not a great story.
Pisgah Soap Makers ?
was thinking about this post this morning
mud butt would be if it were like a garden hose, just moistening the poops
instead it's like a pressure washer. ok, perhaps that's a bit extreme. a waterpik. it cleans down to the surface… the surface of your anus.
do not neglect the anus, in conclusion.
This has not been my experience, personally.
Then again, I'm more of a DIYer in most any situation to begin with.
It's definitely not ideal. But spraying shit juice everywhere first, then wiping isn't very ideal either.
I'm working on a shit ray gun at the moment. Taking preorders now.
there definitely are times when I look at the aftermath and immediately grab the toilet brush, it is true. makes shit go sideways, it does
there is a shortage of high horses for me to climb upon and cast judgement down upon you...
therefore....
real coke is the shit....
buttpee is worse...
I heard someone ask what would be the worst thing to happen backpacking and I immediately went to having to get out of your tent with diarrhea at night during an ice storm. Have not experienced this myself and hope it stays that way. But you just never know.
doesn't sound like the goal oriented mindset required to walk the whole AT now does it? MMMMMM?????
Muthafucka pleeeze, I've already taken a lunch break in a shit covered vault toilet because it was the only wind break for miles. If I gotta blow mud in an ice storm then I'll deal with it like all the other suck of a thru hike. Bring it !
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All about self-perception I guess, cause at 175cm/69kg (5'9/152lb for fans of archaic, inefficient and backward measuring systems) I wouldn't call myself overly skinny.
I slept in a nasty one in griz country up in the Flathead in Montana because it was raining and fuck sleeping in a tent when it's like that.
almost as bad is having to get out of your sleeping bag when it's -22°F to take a dump. and it's one of those "poop marker" shits that just won't clean off...
(yes, speaking from experience unfortunately)
I believe @Adventurous had the most accurate description, “like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpeting.”almost as bad is having to get out of your sleeping bag when it's -22°F to take a dump. and it's one of those "poop marker" shits that just won't clean off...
(yes, speaking from experience unfortunately)
I’m not excessively hirsute, but will go in with the toilet paper and grab a butt-hair or two if things seem out of hand. as it were
sometimes you gotta go deep like getting change out of the coin slot on a payphone....
True, because sometimes even a whole roll of toilet paper is not enough. But unfortunately it’s mostly soft serve and not logs out in the woods. A single wipe, no tracer on trail is a very rare and coveted event worthy of celebration.
Been there, minus the ice storm part. 2am bout of emergency diarrhea. My God is it invigorating having -20*F air tickling your dookiechute.