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The oldest chick you would "date"?

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
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¡Phoenix!
I had a meeting this morning with a new client and she was pretty hot, but I'm guessing she was around 47. Would I hit it? Probably. Man I'm getting old... :help:

You?
 

Leethal

Turbo Monkey
Oct 27, 2001
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Avondale (Phoenix)
I'd go +12 yrs, if she was hot.... I saw a lady at this little resteraunt a week ago she was +12 (I'm 32 btw) and she was an honest 9.5 I'd take it without hesitation...
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,027
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Denver
Geena Davis 51yo, yeah? Obviously she would call the cops, but a lonely mom who looked like Geena, hell yeahs.

So, probably 55-60. Stockard Channing is still workin', she's 61?

A friend of a friend is 53 and she's quite attractive... she's a dance teacher.
 

Konabumm

Konaboner
Jun 13, 2003
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77
Hollywood, Maryland, United States
stinkyboy said:
I had a meeting this morning with a new client and she was pretty hot, but I'm guessing she was around 47. Would I hit it? Probably. Man I'm getting old... :help:

You?

Well when I was 20 I hit a 42yo so my standards are pretty low.

I guess if she looked ok and wasn't fat I would knock her wrinkles off.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
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¡Phoenix!
MancilG said:
Well when I was 20 I hit a 42yo so my standards are pretty low.

I guess if she looked ok and wasn't fat I would knock her wrinkles off.
More than double. Nice. My record is double. 34 when I was 17 (roomates girlfriends mom).
 

BSEVEER

Monkey
Dec 23, 2004
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SoCal
As one of my twisted friends says:

Eight to eighty, blind, crippled or crazy, if they can't walk, I'll drag them. :rolleyes:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
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So Cal
BSEVEER said:
As one of my twisted friends says:

Eight to eighty, blind, crippled or crazy, if they can't walk, I'll drag them. :rolleyes:
Works for me. If I was single, that is.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,027
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Denver
Craw said:
Women I date just need to have at least one breast.
Just remember, if that one breast is lower and in the middle... you're about to make love to a shaved fat guy with an outtie.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
11
So Cal
LordOpie said:
Just remember, if that one breast is lower and in the middle... you're about to make love to a shaved fat guy with an outtie.
Awww man... that's just plain wrong.
 

dexter

Turbo Monkey
Sep 23, 2001
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Boise, Idaho
date would be like 25 or 26 (im 19 right now). hit would be anything below thrity. presidents day weekend of my senior year i was in mexico and found and amazing 43 year old freshly divorced trophy wife with a set of new boobs and a lip job. she was a model when she was younger and had a great body. anyways i blacke dout and hit it a few times one night. kinda werid she could have been my mom but its all gravy.
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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in a bear cave
aha my last steady girl was 40. She was a goodie, but now i'm sticking to my girlies my age now, dating one who's ** years old.... :sneaky:
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,260
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Glitter Gulch
stinkyboy said:
I had a meeting this morning with a new client and she was pretty hot, but I'm guessing she was around 47. Would I hit it? Probably. Man I'm getting old... :help:

You?

funny, i thought you were 15.
 

Sherpa

Basking in fail.
Jan 28, 2004
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Arkansaw
dexter said:
date would be like 25 or 26 (im 19 right now). hit would be anything below thrity. presidents day weekend of my senior year i was in mexico and found and amazing 43 year old freshly divorced trophy wife with a set of new boobs and a lip job. she was a model when she was younger and had a great body. anyways i blacke dout and hit it a few times one night. kinda werid she could have been my mom but its all gravy.
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