[$tinkle]

Grandmother Accused of Beating Boy at Florida Intersection

guess social security doesn't quite pay all the bills, eh?

 

[LordOpie]

Why didn't he taze her?

 

[$tinkle]

Why didn't he taze her?

"Henderson was charged with aggravated battery and child abuse."

there's a couple o' bad puns in there already.

 

[LordOpie]

In all seriousness, if a sniper was on the roof a mile away, I'd approve of shooting her... anything to stop that potentially deadly abuse ASAP.

Beating a two year deserves the death penalty on scene.

 

[$tinkle]

...or at least beating her bridgework out.

 

[Silver]

I thought for sure this was going to be a GILF thread. I even stripped down and got out the lube before I opened it...

 

[$tinkle]

i'm done with this reader's digest if you want it.

 

[Ciaran]

Not sure how your thread title ties into this. Unless she was a prostitute and was beating the kid for not paying up.

 

[reflux]

Not sure how your thread title ties into this. Unless she was a prostitute and was beating the kid for not paying up.

My thoughts exactly. Chances are I will be going to bed tonight still wondering how the thread title plays into the article.

 

[bohorec]

... deserves the death penalty on scene.

but death penalty is wrong

 

[bohorec]

Not sure how your thread title ties into this. Unless she was a prostitute and was beating the kid for not paying up.

 

[jimmydean]

Beating a child that isn't old enough to understand why they are being beaten is wrong.

If I tell my daughter I'm going to beat her, she comes back with "No you won't, because you could go to jail". Then we talk about what she did wrong and we come to an agreement.

 

[valve bouncer]

A child, a carpet and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be. (Slightly amended from the original)

 

[$tinkle]

Not sure how your thread title ties into this. Unless she was a prostitute and was beating the kid for not paying up.

apparently, this is a more refined crowd that i had first assessed. i was going for the bawdy, the ribald, the obvious tie that 'beating' is something we lads have done from time to time, and would make the correlation.

ok, back to trashing the hag.