[$tinkle]

if you get dishtv, you can order the pentagon channel, perhaps the Dod's answer to al-jazeera.

needs a sub-title or gimicky phrase, however:
"fair & balanced"? -- already taken (although content may be similar)
"all the news that's fit to air"? -- clearly tongue in cheek, but still catchy

how 'bout suggested programs?
"Now That's Torture!"
"Wheel of Misfortune" -- hosted by richard perle; countries to nuke on the wheel
"Truth or Consequences" -- shot on location at gitmo/abu-graib
"The Dating Game" -- (see above)

go nuts.

 

[Changleen]

Phrase: "Freedom through Death" or "Spreading Democracy thru Any Means Necassary"

Suggested Programs: "Halibuton's Private Army" or for the documentary slot "Foregone Conclusions: How to make the facts fit the fiction" - Donald Rumsfield obviously a prime candidate for that one.

 

[N8 v2.0]

If it's anything like the early 80's AFRTS programming, which was all we could get in Adak, AK, then I'd recommend poking out your eyes with a hot poker...

 

[N8 v2.0]

Phrase: "Freedom through Death" or "Spreading Democracy thru Any Means Necassary"

Suggested Programs: "Halibuton's Private Army" or for the documentary slot "Foregone Conclusions: How to make the facts fit the fiction" - Donald Rumsfield obviously a prime candidate for that one.

And don't forget, "F-you Old Europe, Who Needs You Anyhow?"

 

[fluff]

And don't forget, "F-you Old Europe, Who Needs You Anyhow?"

Well, judging by the way Ms Rice is sucking up to them, someone does...