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The politics of friendship

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
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Ok so Im havin this moral delema and I figured since you all have such high moral superiority I figured you could help me out a bit.

Heres the skinny. The whole Roc urban crew was out riding last thursday, we did our jam and then headed to the bar to get shanked as we normally do. At the bar another of our fellow monkey's picked up this drunk chic and was gettin a bit freaky with her in the bar. He wandered off to the bathroom or to get a drink I dont know and when he got back another one of our crew, my roommate to be exact(not a monkey) had his tongue down her throat. Either way she decided to stick with him and they started to develop some sort of meaningless relationship. She came over saturday, things went well, long story short she was on my couch eating waffles sunday morning. Sunday night this chic I know come over to chill, and hes goin on about how great this other chic was and finally heads to bed. She turns to me and says " I know that girl, She broke up with her last boyfriend of 2 yr's because she found out that not only is he bi-sexual, hes a male prostitute and had been having sex with men for money the whole time" Theres no confirmation on the disease status but odds are you dont live that kind of life without catching something. Im leaving work in a bit and I dont know what I should do.

1. be a good friend, tell all I know and get him to the clinic
2. Wait a bit to tell him cause he was a shady **** for stealing his buddy's girl even if she was a disease ridden ho
3. wait till she comes over and call her on it personaly infront of him
4. Just shut the **** up and mind my own damn business
5. Some unforseen solution only you asshats could come up with

Either way just another true story from a day in the life of the amish
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
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The Amish said:
Ok so Im havin this moral delema and I figured since you all have such high moral superiority I figured you could help me out a bit.

Heres the skinny. The whole Roc urban crew was out riding last thursday, we did our jam and then headed to the bar to get shanked as we normally do. At the bar another of our fellow monkey's picked up this drunk chic and was gettin a bit freaky with her in the bar. He wandered off to the bathroom or to get a drink I dont know and when he got back another one of our crew, my roommate to be exact(not a monkey) had his tongue down her throat. Either way she decided to stick with him and they started to develop some sort of meaningless relationship. She came over saturday, things went well, long story short she was on my couch eating waffles sunday morning. Sunday night this chic I know come over to chill, and hes goin on about how great this other chic was and finally heads to bed. She turns to me and says " I know that girl, She broke up with her last boyfriend of 2 yr's because she found out that not only is he bi-sexual, hes a male prostitute and had been having sex with men for money the whole time" Theres no confirmation on the disease status but odds are you dont live that kind of life without catching something. Im leaving work in a bit and I dont know what I should do.

1. be a good friend, tell all I know and get him to the clinic
2. Wait a bit to tell him cause he was a shady **** for stealing his buddy's girl even if she was a disease ridden ho
3. wait till she comes over and call her on it personaly infront of him
4. Just shut the **** up and mind my own damn business
5. Some unforseen solution only you asshats could come up with

Either way just another true story from a day in the life of the amish
Uh, tell him, because if he dumps her, after she gave him who knows what from who knows who that what's-his-face got from who knows what, well.. you get the picture.

Your roomy might be a scammer for swooping on this chick, but that doesn't mean he needs to suffer, or worse yet any of his future partners.
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
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Man...............I knew it. How do you tell friend he needs to get to the clinic
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
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The Amish said:
Man...............I knew it. How do you tell friend he needs to get to the clinic
"Hey, I won't tell you where I heard, but that chick is a skank by proxy. Her X was a prostitute. I don't care if you wore 6 condoms at once and boiled her before you f8cked her, we're taking you to the clinic."


That should work.
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
645
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So I told him and after the initial freakout over the male prostitute thing he was like "Whatever dude, she said she gets tested all the time"

What kind of 2 penny whore needs to get tested all the time?
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
645
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Oh Snap! Getting Called out by a 35 yr old spandex wearing tool. Let me get my broom, Im declaring shinanigans
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
645
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All Im sayin is do you really want to get with a girl who feels she needs to be tested all the time. ****s prolly wide enough to drive a semi in there
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
The Amish said:
Oh Snap! Getting Called out by a 35 yr old spandex wearing tool.

When did Loco call you out?

The Amish said:
Let me get my broom, Im declaring shinanigans
Don't declare what you can't spell.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
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SF
The Amish said:
All Im sayin is do you really want to get with a girl who feels she needs to be tested all the time. ****s prolly wide enough to drive a semi in there
So with this logic, you never been tested because there is no need, right?
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
645
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Oh Ive Felt the need to be tested a few times. Who hasent woke up next to someone they didnt remember goin to bed with and been a little scared. Still though, A chic that feels she needs to be tested all the time..........That girls been passed around a bit, best stay away
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
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SF
The Amish said:
Oh Ive Felt the need to be tested a few times. Who hasent woke up next to someone they didnt remember goin to bed with and been a little scared. Still though, A chic that feels she needs to be tested all the time..........That girls been passed around a bit, best stay away
Which high risk group are you, Haitian, African, IV drug user, or gay?
 

The Amish

Dumber than N8
Feb 22, 2005
645
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Im just a 26 yr old dope smokin white guy who can manage to pull some serious tail when I put my mind to it. Im not as smooth as my roommate though. His pick up line......."I would totaly eat your pussy for an hour". Works more often than not. Ive seen it. still havent figured out why but sure as **** it does. On the other hand he does wind up with male prostitutes x girlfriends so I guess it just depends where you set the bar
 

BuddhaRoadkill

I suck at Tool
Feb 15, 2004
988
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Chintimini Bog
The Amish said:
All Im sayin is do you really want to get with a girl who feels she needs to be tested all the time. ****s prolly wide enough to drive a semi in there
And all I'm sayin is that smart people get tested every 6 months regardless. I sure as hell don't want to be the one sayin "She didn't look like she had the herp/aids/peniledryrot/etc...".
About 25% of adult population is infected and 80% of the infected are unaware. ... and that's just the herp.

I've never been a fan of the double standard either. It's not whether they've been around - it's how they've been around. Is it a self-esteem thing? Or an "I f8cking love sex" thing? The former is trouble, the later is :evil: I'm sure we can agree on that. :p

and yeah, #1
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
The Amish said:
Im just a 26 yr old dope smokin white guy who can manage to pull some serious tail when I put my mind to it. Im not as smooth as my roommate though. His pick up line......."I would totaly eat your pussy for an hour". Works more often than not. Ive seen it. still havent figured out why but sure as **** it does. On the other hand he does wind up with male prostitutes x girlfriends so I guess it just depends where you set the bar
The only reason that your friend 'knows' about this girl's past sex-life is because someone tipped him off. Every time you sleep with someone you take the same risks as your friend or the girl he slept with. She's smart, if you think you're at any less risk than her then you're not.
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
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SF, CA
fluff said:
Where does this logic come from? If a girl has a lot of partners she must be 'loose' but if she's only had one or two she won't be?
Oh, it's just funny to say... chill.

And if the "lot of partners" were all yesterday, then yes, she will be much looser.