[kidwoo]

Beware of overqualified projectile expert fighting the inevitable march of time.

May be confrontational, do not acquiesce. Appear large. Resist. Do not under any circumstance park a van in front of the lair.

Wish him a happy birthday. Rub his tummy.

 

[Pesqueeb]

HFBD!

 

[jonKranked]

camp in his lawn

 

[mykel]

camp in his lawn

More planters!

Commiserations on your Eviction Day.

 

[Nick]

happy bday @Westy .. I hope you have a blessed day.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

HBD, @Westy!

 

[Fool]

thoughts and prayers

 

[jonKranked]

More planters!

Commiserations on your Eviction Day.

how long will it take until westy's entire lawn is nothing but planters?

 

[canadmos]

 

[rideit]

 

[Adventurous]

how long will it take until westy's entire lawn is nothing but planters?

And what's he growing? Or burying...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Are we celebrating his “birthday” or his inevitable escape from a lab ? Either way, may your day be blessed with an abundance af dead hookers, fresh crack babies and soap from the fattest of the horde.

 

[sunringlerider]

HBD. May your potato salad be pleasantly tossed.

 

[Muddy]

HBD Teste.

 

[junkyard]

hFbd

 

[Changleen]

HBD grumpy.

 

[Toshi]

hbd dudebro

 

[jackalope]

Glad you're not dead (on the outside at least)!

 

[boostindoubles]

 

[Westy]

Celebrating per traditions, lots of blood mucus and crying. Now I just need to get them to shut the fuck up.

 

[Jm_]

So that's what this is about. Well HFBD.

 

[jimmydean]

Happy Birthday @Westy

 

[jdcamb]

Happy day of birth.

 

[Da Peach]

May your potato salad be tossed

 

[stevew]

fuck.

happy birthday.

 

[DaveW]

Wish him a happy birthday. Rub his tummy.

I would, but best I wait until he has put sufficient lotion on his birthday suit.

 

[Fool]

Here's how I pictured things going down at Casa de Westy last night:

Westy, looking like he just got off a 3-year 1860's whaling voyage, sitting in his kitchen in the dark at a knife-scarred table, surrounded by limbless, headless mannikins, eyeless dolls, and ancient, moth-eaten varmint taxidermy animals arranged in broken chairs, an expired grocery store birthday cake with someone else's name on it before him, while he slowly winds a tiny music box playing the happy birthday theme.

Anyway, you seem like an ok guy, hope it was a good one.