Got a message yesterday from some lady telling me that President Bush wants to have dinner with me! I was soooo excited I couldn't sleep! As it turns out, the National Republican Congressional Committee wants ME to be an honorary chairman of their Business Economy Council and help them defeat the evil Liberals that are undermining our way of life! And in July, I can have dinner with President Bush at his VERY exclusive black tie dinner! And all it will take is a one-time $500 donation! What a steal!
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