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The Raelian Message

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HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.
 

Changleen

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BurlyShirley said:
What about brain cancer? Anneurisms?
We'll use cortical implants to record brain activity. Obviously that will require quite a high density recording substrate, but it's do-able in a few years. :oink:

Then when you suffer any type of critical injury, whip it out and upload the info into a waiting blank clone. You could even have a 'sports' body or whatever. It'd be cool.
 

LordOpie

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uhh, why were we genetically engineered to be just like them? Why go through the trouble of engineering when good old fashion sex would've worked just as well?
 

Changleen

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LordOpie said:
uhh, why were we genetically engineered to be just like them? Why go through the trouble of engineering when good old fashion sex would've worked just as well?
Because, you can't be subserviant to a higher extraterrestrial race who are the same as you, that'd just be weird.

They need to similar, but slightly weird and somewhat superior. The whole psychological control mechanism is much weaker otherwise.
 

Changleen

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LordOpie said:
well, I can't worship any species that doesn't like sex.
They gave you a shlong. Your parents cut it up, but they gave it to you in proper working order. They must like it a bit.
 

Ciaran

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Apr 5, 2004
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"These developments, he warns, are not 22nd century science fiction. All this will happen in the next twenty years - and this book's purpose, he says, is to prepare us for an unimaginably beautiful world-turned-paradise where nobody will need to work ever again!"

Alright, I'm down with never working again. Where do I sign up!?!
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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Ciaran said:
Alright, I'm down with never working again. Where do I sign up!?!
First start by giving me all your worldy possessions (including that KGB and hash you were stashing for a 'special' occasion):rofl:
 

Secret Squirrel

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Dec 21, 2004
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That's it...if all I have to do is convince a couple desparate people to drink some kool-aid so I can never work again...I'm down. But damn it, if I have to be like Tom Cruise and Travolta, it's not worth it. It's just not.:redhot:
 

Changleen

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Secret Squirrel said:
That's it...if all I have to do is convince a couple desparate people to drink some kool-aid so I can never work again...I'm down. But damn it, if I have to be like Tom Cruise and Travolta, it's not worth it. It's just not.:redhot:
Scientology isn't quite the same thing. It's funny as hell though:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

:rofl:
 

MudGrrl

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Boston....outside of it....
I think it's funny that the 'alien' sees humor in us making them out to be gods and worshiping them.


:)




on to the chef thing... there's a thread in the lounge that I expect to move here today..... all sorts of religion up in that biatch.


-Pastafarian
 

Da Peach

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I too am down with the never having to work thing. But how many virgins do I get? And I want a window seat in the space ship. And the kosher meal.
 

The Amish

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BurlyShirley said:
Can someone loan me a pair of black Nikes?
HOw do you get a black man to wear a condom?........................Put a nike swoosh sign on it:redX:
 

sanjuro

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SF

Interestingly, the rock band Genesis also recorded the concept album The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway in 1973 chronicling a New York City hustler named Rael who undergoes a mystical transformation. Although Vorilhon claims le livre qui dit la vérité, his first book, predates the Genesis album, it lacks a verifiable publisher, ISBN and independent publishing date.
 

Echo

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Secret Squirrel said:
Soooo.....Phil Collins is The Ruler of The Galactic Confederacy?? :confused:
Not to play Genesis geek here but Phil Collins didn't front Genesis back when "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" came out. :help:

However it's not too far fetched that Peter Gabriel could be Ruler of The Galactic Confederacy.
 

Old Man G Funk

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In a handbasket

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Old Man G Funk said:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0185183/Ss/0185183/1?path=gallery&path_key=0185183

If they could get a plane-load of people to watch it, it would probably double the amount of viewers the film has had.

Oh, and does anyone know why the aliens have dreads and huge cod pieces?
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0185183/Ss/0185183/2?path=gallery&path_key=0185183
Because they are obviously devout Flying Spaghetti Monster followers and are devinely endowed with large noodly appendages...:rofl: